Close to Home by John McPherson for August 30, 2023

Suddenly I am singing a “Black Eyed Peas” song…

Bleeb says he had nothing to do with that. I believe him.

Ooh la la

And how much sugar would you like in your coffee, one hump or two?

They’ll sag.

Someone once asked Stormy Daniels: “Are those things real?” Her answer: “You’re not imagining them!”

Now don’t be nasty, she might get the hump.

It’s just good camel-flage!

They are real and they’re spectacular..

Maybe tomorrow we’ll find out how a camel say “My eyes are up here”.

BTW, it’s Hump Day!

They’re real – and really enhanced.

They’re real… and they’re spectacular!

That has been said to me too. (o )( o)

That is so wrong in several ways. But I still laughed.

Implants?

Wonder if John and the publishers actually realized it was “Hump Day”?

Welcome back to Earth, Bleeb, albeit not one of the more hospitable parts of the Earth.

Anything larger than a handful is a waste…

Dolly Camel

cameLOTS

What? She works out!

Camel Bolt-ons

Oh, right. It IS hump day…

I’d guess 96FFFFFFFFFFF.

♫ ♪ "Cause of my hump (hump), my hump, my hump, my hump (what?)

My hump, my hump, my hump (hump), my lovely lady lumpsCheck it out" ♫ ♪

So

They are water-filled. She was seriously pumping them up at the oasis.

Those are huge bactrians

She’s such a dromedary queen.

Two-humped camels are Bactrians, and they come from Asia, not the Sahara.

Hiya Bleeb! What goes on in that tent, hmmmmmm? :)

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=f9FGdq_4150

You bust your hump all week, and what do you get?…

I’d walk a mile for that camel.

Camelot and cameless.

She’s got the best humps money can buy.

Funny!

She just drinks a lot……

Good for 2 weeks of travel in the desert.

hey Mike! Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Guess what day it is?