Here at Autocorrect, we were asked to review a new addition to historically customary wedding vows.
“to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till the first fart…”
We don’t see a problem here, but we’re still researching that last part for any future corrections.
The fact that she doesn’t have the guts to tell him face to face says a lot about HER. Lack of communication appears to have been the cause. He is better off.
Oh get serious, today people get hired, and fired by social media, as well as getting together and breaking up on social media. No one is going to spend the money for a break-up-gram, when they have an app for that.
Leroy 12 months ago
Must be how Taylor Swift started out!
ronaldspence 12 months ago
this could really catch on!
allen@home 12 months ago
Poor guy won’t be able to show his face there again. Will have to find a new job.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago
Classy.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 12 months ago
Subtle ‘R’ Us.
Farside99 12 months ago
And that was his first girlfriend…think he’ll want to try again?
nosirrom 12 months ago
At least he got closure.
AtariDragon 12 months ago
“I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.” — GLaDOS
MayCauseBurns 12 months ago
That’s what texts are for! Although it’s a deplorable way to break up with someone.
Dobie Premium Member 12 months ago
Here at Autocorrect, we were asked to review a new addition to historically customary wedding vows.
“to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till the first fart…”
We don’t see a problem here, but we’re still researching that last part for any future corrections.
— Your friends at Autocorrect
Doug K 12 months ago
It’s an option, but it’s not a nice option.
Lotus 12 months ago
I’ve seen worse.
random boredom 12 months ago
Ghosting seems to be more popular option currently.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago
Okay, I think I see the future of Uber here.
Lee26 Premium Member 12 months ago
The fact that she doesn’t have the guts to tell him face to face says a lot about HER. Lack of communication appears to have been the cause. He is better off.
Just-me 12 months ago
Ah the sadistic smirks on everyone else’s faces…
wongo 12 months ago
“Ghosting” Thats the answer!
The Orange Mailman 12 months ago
Everyone else seems to be getting into this. They could make money by giving advance notice and selling tickets.
brick10 12 months ago
As opposed to this more direct approach – https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2023/05/24
Daltongang Premium Member 12 months ago
Oh get serious, today people get hired, and fired by social media, as well as getting together and breaking up on social media. No one is going to spend the money for a break-up-gram, when they have an app for that.
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
So much for “It’s not you; it’s me…”
cactusbob333 12 months ago
How can I miss you if you won’t go away.
the lost wizard 12 months ago
Another Adele feel good favourite. :)
geese28 12 months ago
Couldn’t have been more obvious huh?
T... 12 months ago
How embarrasing, in front of the whole office, good thing he got rid of her…
T... 12 months ago
Cute…
raybarb44 12 months ago
Ask her if she’s free tonight and take her out for a beautiful evening. Touche……
ars731 12 months ago
The worse part is she visited Bleeb first, hence why hes gone.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
At the end, she does the splits.
cuzinron47 12 months ago
This could get embarrassing if it was delivered to the wrong person.
Impkins Premium Member 12 months ago
Gotta love that skirt! Thinking about you, Bleeb! :)
gammaguy 12 months ago
Should be a heavier grammer. Then it would be a hurly-burly.
norphos 12 months ago
Does that really make it better for the victim?