Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 28, 2023

Some times you feel like a nut

Hey what is you doing? Is you nuts?

But they’d have such tasty children!

He might find her pretty salty.

She is young and shy, but will learn to love me.

He is nuts about her!

Either that is a VERY big pistachio or a small clam.

He’s going to be pist off when he finds out

This is cute!

LMAO

Looks like the muscle is about to nut.

Aw Nuts!

No, just enjoy the show lol

Sometimes it takes a few clams to realize you’re heading in the wrong direction…

Nuts! That’s what I forgot to get yesterday!

Dam Parisi is funny!!!

CLAMS HAVE SEVERAL HUNDRED TINY PINHOLE EYES ALONG THE SIDES OF THEIR SOFT BODIES SO MAYBE HE SHOULD TRY ANOTHER PAIR TO LOOK WITH!

Well, clams are bi… valve.

Love is blind.

Thanks Mark! Made my day, great big laugh and molto relaughs…

He’s so shy-afraid – he can’t say anything – he’s clamming up.

Chuckling out loud. Good one!

Clams got libidos!

No, don’t say anything. Just clam up.

this is so cute!

“I left him to his singing, cycled off without a pause, never tell a man the truth about the ones that he adores.”

Michael Flanders, “The Armadillo”

Like the mollusk, I too, am in love with pistachios.

So what would happen if an oyster mated with a pistachio?

Mark, LMAO!!!

Nice to see Yaz Pistachio back in comics.

Salted clams anyone?

They should just clam up, and let him find out for himself.