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1. 3 days ago on Off the Mark

   “Quaff, o quaff this kind Nepeta……”

2. 6 days ago on Off the Mark

   Yeah, but these days, I don’t consider yellow to be an exotic color. Most people know watermelons can come in yellow; a lot fewer know they can come in orange or white.

3. 7 days ago on Off the Mark

   Plus, growing your own also helps a lot if your taste runs to the more exotically colored flesh watermelons (i.e. orange and white).

4. 9 days ago on Off the Mark

   You forgot their other trick, where the key gets wedged IN the key ring so you have to put everything down and use both hands to try and coax it out so you can actually use it.

5. 14 days ago on Off the Mark

   “Strong black tea, four or five servings of borsht, five dozen pelmeni, two Chicken Kiev’s and a Cutlets Pojarsky. And no stalin.”

6. about 1 month ago on Off the Mark

   Pity he wasn’t with the men in the song “The Hills of Connemara”. He could gather up the pots the old tin can, etc. and spirit them away LONG before the excise men could get there!

7. about 1 month ago on Off the Mark

   “And don’t start a conversation with him, he just goes on and on and on……”

8. about 1 month ago on Off the Mark

   I keep thinking of a sushi restaurant I know of whose fish tank features a small stingray.

9. about 2 months ago on Off the Mark

   It’s supposed to be a catnip leaf, I think (though catnip leaves are a bit rounder).

10. about 2 months ago on Off the Mark

    He must have drunk too much…..he’s lightheaded.