Garfield by Jim Davis for April 27, 2023

She’s not the only one who escaped.

Jon was a pothead in high school

escaped, got away, potato potahto.

What type of shoes was she wearing when she got away?

Got away with Spider-Man?

I think they all got away.

Why do they call them Mary Jane shoes?

In 1904, bar shoes became known as Mary Janes when the Brown Shoe Company of Missouri named their bar shoes after the mischievous cartoon character Buster Brown and his sweetheart Mary Jane.

And then she married Spider-Man.

Either way she got away ,cat!!!

Mary Jane’s one of the luckiest ladies, that got away from Jon.

Last dance with Mary Jane

One more time to kill the pain

I feel summer creepin’ in and

I’m tired of this town again

Oh Jon…

How fortunate for Mary Jane. As long as she has a happy life then I’m happy.

It doesnt say High School, but he is to stupid to be a hostage taker, although he does have a cat run his life…

Wouldn’t it be awful if yearbook photos automatically updated themselves?!

Is this being compared to Liz or is there a whole part of Jon’s school life we’ve not discovered yet?

It seems Mary Jane prefered guys that can kiss upside down in the rain

I suspect Peter Parker rescued her.

Though I have just about always been a photographer, I never took pics of my oldest flames. My last flame, the one that I pushed away from, I’ve got thousands of pics of her.

The luckiest girl in the world.

Another stupid joke?

(senses a cartoon with a story worthy of being continued in a serialized way)

one of many many MAAAAAAAAAAAANYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She’s the one who married Spider-Man.

Yeah…’cuz she started dating Spider-Man.

Just go see her at the local dispensary. . . .

I feel like this joke was done before. Was this joke done before?

Is it Jon’s fault that he’s such a dweeb and nerd that he drives away all the girls that he tries to ask on a date? Maybe if he had been raised better, he wouldn’t be such a dweeb and a nerd and would have much better luck with the ladies.

She got married to some guy named Parker apparently.

ever the ladies’ man, huh, Jon?

You have no idea what to do with the one you have now!

so are the rest still being held hostage?

But Jon finally after 40 years bagged himself Liz. There’s hope

Jon is talking about cannabis. Someone stole it from him

You have a princess in your life right now. Better consider her as a potential partner and do something about it before she wises up and becomes another one who got away…..

Wayne Fontana And The Mindbenders were give to considerable understatement in 1965 when they recorded The Game Of Love.

Mary Jane, I smoked some of that too…

That Mary Jane, she was just smokin’!

Be happy you are dating Liz, John

I hear she prefers guys who can kiss upside down in the rain.

It’s okay, Jon, you’ve got Liz in your life. Now marry her already; you’ve only been dating for 18 years!

The one that gnawed her foot off???

Sigh……..