Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 02, 2023

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    Sue Ellen  about 1 year ago

    Still edible for a shark!

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    You’re a real moron ㋛

    ᵐᵃʳᵒᵒⁿ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᴮᵘᵍˢ ᴮᵘⁿⁿʸ ᶠᵃⁿˢ ⁾

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 year ago

    He’ll still eat a person.

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    BigBoy  about 1 year ago

    His fate is sealed, this true April Fool

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    One thing is for sure. He won’t be doing that again.

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    Digital Frog  about 1 year ago

    That’s gonna leave a Mark, Parisi!

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    One of the 12 monkeys  about 1 year ago

    It’s not going to end well !

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  about 1 year ago

    Ha! Ha! And I’m not really an inflatable play toy, boy!

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    joegeethree  about 1 year ago

    Funny strip but not sure we need identity politics in the Sunday comics. :^)

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    P51Strega  about 1 year ago

    Boy will that guy have a great laugh. The poor shark will eat his lower half, realize it’s not a seal and swim away dejected.

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    loridobson Premium Member about 1 year ago

    You look delicious none the less.

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    basspro  about 1 year ago

    You might not be a seal but it appears that you will soon be a meal. A fool and his April fool bit are soon departed.

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    jango  about 1 year ago

    …and you’re not in the navy either!

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    The shark will eat you anyway.

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    wordsmeet  about 1 year ago

    Just when the mammoth shark was biting him, Mark belatedly remembered that sharks do not recognize April Fools Day as a holiday.

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    Nuliajuk  about 1 year ago

    Divers who wear plain black wetsuits bear a striking resemblance to seals.

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    Ha-ha. I’m a surfer who always looks like a seal. :(

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 1 year ago

    “Who’s the fool now?”

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  about 1 year ago

    Ninja Seal!

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    ChazNCenTex  about 1 year ago

    He’s not going to get his deposit back for that costume.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    Now would be a great time to jump the shark.

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member about 1 year ago

    An April Fool.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Surfers on short boards in the line-up, or paddling out, look like sea turtles – a shark delicacy.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 1 year ago

    Doesn’t matter. You’re meat and the shark is a carnivore.

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    Bill D. Kat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Guess who will get the last laugh

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 1 year ago

    Humans in scuba suits do get mistaken for seals. Not just by sharks, but by seals on occasion.

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    gammaguy  about 1 year ago

    Is that shark on loan from Sherman’s Lagoon?

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