Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 08, 2023

When I was young, I could run up the down escalator. I haven’t done that in years.

I like the escalator arrow.

I used to drive a ‘76 Mojo but I’m not sure where it’s parked now.

Talk about a mid-life mall crisis.

I like the DOWN direction sign!

Busy Mall at 5th and Ballard street!!!!

It’s a Midlife Mall. The sign should read “Why are you here?” (and how did you get here?)

I’ve an app on my phone… takes me right to wherever I’ve parked my car…

forget where i or my mojo is… wonder where my credit card is?!?

I haven’t been to a mall in years…..and haven’t missed it.

The Lost Edge Mall, the directory to find lost “chops.”

Midlife crisis? What midlife crisis? Oh, you mean THAT one …

The Midwife Crisis…… when you’re over 40 and having twins.

Midlife Auto Repair … I got your mojo workin’

I lost my mojo and my waistline during the pandemic. I’m thinking of offering a reward.

I bit confusing for sure ?

For those who haven’t gotten there yet, be aware that we go from being the cool, cutting edge, crowd to out-of-date, old fashioned and irrelevant in about one week.

Meet me at the Metamucil counter in the food court…

They´re lucky, their mojos are in the parking lot, mine isn´t even in the same country.

Please stand back to allow those who are too proud to use ’ reader cheaters’ to read the directory.

At least it still hasn’t left without you

And the need to keep working after retirement age is over there…

Been wondering where – and when – I lost that thing. Shoulda known.

If only finding my mojo were this easy.

Then your phone beeps and there’s a message that your mojo is being towed away. :)

This at least looks like a proper mall — with at least 2 stories to boot. Around here they’re all flat. And then there are the strip malls, that barely qualify for malldom at all. In my home town — Madison, Wisconsin — there’s one called Lakepoint Commons, which isn’t near a lake, isn’t on a point, and doesn’t have a common area.

Seems about right.

He stole my MOJO!

Every time I look at a “mall map”,I feel more lost than I did before.

Mojo is not allowed in cookie-cutter shopping malls.

Thank the technology that brought ‘car finder’ keyfobs.

This could be a new “Left Behind” series. :-D

It’s a girl, my Lord, in a flat-bed FordSlowin’ down to take a look at me

I like the Pirate Mall in today’s Free Range!

Wiley hardly ever loses me, but this toon has me well and truly lost!

I had 3 Alfas, ’59 Spyders. Loved them.

Midlife? Alfa Romeo? Where’s your 22-year-old trophy girlfriend?

Never mind my mojo, where’s the restroom?