Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 24, 2023

Yes.

I’m thinking and my name’s not Cliff.

Must be Acapulco.

I wouldn’t jump into that water whether someone else jumped in or not.

Just to be different I might.

Considering the water levels now, neither would I!

Training to overcome the lemming effect.

nag hag

Love is in the air.

Mom’s lecture on peer pressure lacks a little reality.

Come on, dude, sing “I did it MY way” on the way down.

Sort of reminds me of modern day politics: it’s ok for elected officials to lie (not mentioning any names here), everybody else does it.

How else will he learn to fly? She may have to give him a little nudge.

If my eyeballs looked like that, I’d jump too.

Is grandma the beneficiary?

Only if you are a Republican.

Never be a lemming

Gramma just doesn’t like him.

Always go wading in the water before you jump. Any good cliff or waterfall usually is over a rock slide shallows.

Mother may know best, but she may also have a mean streak.

The only way I would jump off a cliff is if a guy named Cliff was lying on the floor and I was standing on him.

What a good mother…..

The answer is YES Mom, I would refuse. If they ALL jumped, the answer is the same. Aren’t you proud you raised such a smart boy?

What a dive. Let’s get out of here. :)

That’s one meanie granny!