Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 30, 2022

Might want to start looking for a new woman dude.

Don’t wait for the fat lady to sing

He’s looking for the nearest exit.

She can do better than a dude who is a chicken.

Interesting background. I think John was having some fun! Well, why not? Just don’t be staring at the background the morning after a night partying…

She is an Oid Fasioned Girl. He is Old Fasioned, too. He professes to believe in Spontaneous Generation, as many people believed in Times past.

All that … um, physical activity … that they engaged in occurred only coincidentally around the time she got pregnant!

Hey, if so many people no longer believe in basic Science these days, belief in Spontaneous Generation might make a comeback! (Phooey On DNA testing.)

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Did I mention that Daddy has a shotgun?

Of course, doing it in the order she suggests makes marriage more likely – as long as Daddy owns a shotgun (white of course, this will be a formal wedding).

How to tell Her you’ve had a Vasectomy and still get some ?

((((((((( GASP‼️)))))))

Say WHAT NOW⁉️

RED: I’m a bit of a freak in bed. Do you think you could handle whisper whisper whisper

GUY: O.M.G.! I think I hear my wife calling for me… help…whimper

A + B = C you later.

Daddy’s got a shotgun, but the guy won’t be thinking of that until it’s too late.

Come on, guy. She’s a redhead. Totally worth it.

Piece of advice: Don’t accept her form of birth control.

She put fear into him.

cue pregnant pause…

This happens more often, than not … How else do we perpetuate the Human species … ;)

When & where I went to HS, pregnant students were expelled.

My freshman year I had a friend (otherwise fairly smart, but from a home that did not exactly over-value education) who intentionally got knocked up so she could get out of there. Alas, she did not request my assistance…….

They’d loosened up by my senior year; there were 3 feti that I know of at my graduation.

HAPPY NEW YEAR‼️

HIPPY NEW YEAR!!!

And the year goes out with a bang