Monty by Jim Meddick for January 04, 2023

If they’re all dead, is he a cereal killer?

Don’t try this with Rice Crispies.

At the scale of snowflakes, no two ANYTHINGS are alike.

That applies to all “Flakes”.

Here’s something Monty could try, from the Talking Heads “Heaven” song: ♪♫ “When this kiss is over, it will start again. It will not be any different, it will be exactly the same.” ♫♪

Actually, no two [fill in the blank] are alike. Try as they might.

He’s doing a jigsaw puzzle, supposed to be a chicken

How does anyone know that there aren’t two identical snowflakes?

Monty has too much spare time on his hands.

Everybody needs a hobby.

This has all the ear markings of a government project, how much $$ will the government pay for Monty to find this out? Answer: Too Much!

Speaking of having way too much time on your hands…

Froot Loops are all unique. Check them and see.

The sample is not big enough. They flake 2 semi-trailers full of corn for a cattle feedlot every night.

They may be all different going in, but they’re the same going out.

Aren’t Corn Flakes a lil lighter in color…..these look like lil pieces of %^&*…….just sayin….LOL!

I’m worried about those corn flakes, given the color

Actually, there have been duplicates found of the billion plus types of snowflakes.

Monty has way too much time on his hands. —And cereal on his table….