Or combine them into a Hairimeraku:
Name of Sadie,
Wants to spit
See that girl there
Climbing the stair.
She should know,
Maybe she has swine flu?
WHERE IS GEORGE? POOR BUGGER MUST HAVE FROZEN TO DEATH!!
It was Damned Disney wot dunnit!
And of course Saturnalia (which starts today!) followed by Dies Natalis Solis Invicti. Io Saturnalia ad omnes!
A young lady,
See: http://howlandbolton.com/essays/read_more.php?sid=73 etc,
At least she isn’t Brenda Utthead.
Wasn’t that the plot of the movie Pretty Woman?