Actually an oxymoron is what you get if you leave a moron alone with some matches.
Is that Disraeli?
Two words “Parti Québécois”
It’s pretty-much all been said above, but I have to give a hat tip to the ‘quote’ of the original Gerry-mander cartoon.
My second son actually did this while playing in an indoor game: top scorer for both teams! Great little player, but no sense of direction.
OMG it’s a Nac Mac Feegle robot!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
I merely repeat what sanderling75 said about my comment (carefully avoiding any remarks on the unusual name of the hostess).
As mr Jolson used to sing “Aardvark a million moles for one of your voles ma-a-armoset.”
But worrabaht Keats “‘beauty is truth, truth beauty,’ – that is all / Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know”
Huh?! Huh?! worrabaht that???