That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 07, 2022

/// Fritz said, “Thank you for bringing this here,

but I guess that I wasn’t too clear.

Yes, I did ask to swirl

a tall St. Pauli Girl,

but I wasn’t referring to beer.”

“Yup, she still makes we want to yodel!”

Karl was aiming to have his lederhosen hanging off her bedpost in the morning.

Don’t be silly, I’m half your age, You’d never survive the night.

I’m telling you, young lady, one day, everyone will be wearing leg-warmers.

“So your name is ‘Valerie’? Well, my name is ‘Wandersmann.’ Why don’t you roll out a barrel and we’ll have a barrel of fun?”

“Please excuse me, but I really have to pee.”

“My dear Kriemhild, I never even went to Kindergarten, but I do attend Biergarten every day. Say, why don’t you put a Nibelungenlied on the juke box, and we’ll have an epic party?!”

Phyllis was being respectful to the old pervert but he apparently couldn’t read her body language. If he didn’t wrap up his flirting soon he was going to get a golden shower if he liked it or not.

klaus was confident his spanking new leg warmers would dazzle the impressionable barmaid…

Ish, Ish, wherefore art thou Ish?

Fast forward about 70 years and she’ll be wearing a Hooter’s T-shirt…

With crackling repartee/

Siegfried tried hard to sway/

Sieglinde to join/

her groin to his groin/

But his Lederhosen said “no way !”///

Full many a romance was quashed/

After lovers had drunken and noshed"/

And the problem is this:/

The aroma of pi$$ :/

Lederhosen can never be washed !///

The Fatherland’s going to seed !/

Dry cleaner in Deutschland, take heed !

Your client, the Kraut /

Is soon to die out/

Because nobody wants to breed !

Young Frauleins seldom harken / To older Herren in a bier garten, / Unless those quips / accompany good tips, / In which case, it may be a good starten. ;>)

Young man, you think you can get lucky by buying me a beer and getting me tipsy, I am a german woman, I will drink you and your brother under the table.

Helga doing her slow strip.

“I hear Site Updates are coming next fall. Doyathink IT will be ready by then?

“I’ll bet Gretta, you say that to all the boys.”

“How many tankards have you had?”

“Nine. So want to come back to my place?”

“Nein.”

He’s thinking “bodice ripper” thoughts!

And she knows it! 8^ )

FRITZ – interviewing a potential bar maid: I see you can carry a couple of big milk jugs pretty well but how many steins of beer can you handle?

DIM DORA MARLENE: huh?

The Admirer or A conversation: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Hugo Kauffmann" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Gespräch, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly B6 paper size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3040 (December 7, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

“Yes, I leaned against the plaster while it was still wet and have been here ever since.”

I haven’t quite figured out how pants and socks are supposed to work.

Ah! I see you know about the ploy of sitting on my lap and we talk about the first thing that comes up!

Why the devil would anyone care/

What the goddess has done to her hair ?/

Time alone will repair/

The damage up there:/

The focus is clearly elsewhere..

You know Helga, I admire you for more than you might know!