Where does he do his shopping, the wizard’s grocery? None of that stuff seems palatable. Maybe the mustard infused blue cheese spread might have promise.
Didn’t know the Wizard was such a connoisseur of food. For a minute there I thought he was buying stuff for potion making in his wooden barrel Yip yip yip yip yip
Sounds like the menu at a hoity toity overpriced restaurant with a foreign name that Liberal millennial foodies rave about before hurling on the curb on the way back to their Tesla that burned up after being plugged into a wall socket at a gas station.
waltermatera over 1 year ago
The mustard-infused bleu cheese spread actually doesn’t sound all that bad.
Doug K over 1 year ago
If you want/need a good substitute for aardvark milk, try manatee milk.
Do not use aardwolf milk – the texture & viscosity is not at all the same.
jasonsnakelover over 1 year ago
Do they sell tartar sauce with raisins? Shopping can make a person hungry.
rshive over 1 year ago
Or maybe just go to the meat aisle, Wiz.
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
Sounds like the Wiz has the munchies.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Wonder what he would have bought at a Wizard’s store?
preacherman over 1 year ago
Where does he do his shopping, the wizard’s grocery? None of that stuff seems palatable. Maybe the mustard infused blue cheese spread might have promise.
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m trying hard not to think about tapioca tartar, with or without raisins.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
which makes you wonder what’s in the second bag that Wiz is carrying…
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 1 year ago
Why? What did he forget?
Interventor12 over 1 year ago
The mustard infused blue cheese spread sounds good. Like something my old French friends woul dream up.
yip yip yip over 1 year ago
Didn’t know the Wizard was such a connoisseur of food. For a minute there I thought he was buying stuff for potion making in his wooden barrel Yip yip yip yip yip
jratease over 1 year ago
That last one doesn’t sound bad…
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
I don’t think anyone should shop hungry.
assrdood over 1 year ago
I can’t find “spotted Owl” soup anymore. Supply chain issue, I guess.
HOTLOTUS1 over 1 year ago
darn it. i knew i forgot something
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I wonder where in Walmart he found the condensed Aardvark milk. I am looking for similar Kangaroo milk for my Christmas Tom and Jerrys.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sounds like the menu at a hoity toity overpriced restaurant with a foreign name that Liberal millennial foodies rave about before hurling on the curb on the way back to their Tesla that burned up after being plugged into a wall socket at a gas station.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
That’s the truth!
Ishka Bibel over 1 year ago
Trader Joe’s carried a Blue Cheese Mustard that was sooooooo delicious with rare steak. It is no more
donwestonmysteries over 1 year ago
Uh…. YUK!
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
A lesson we all need to learn.
M.K.Staffeld over 1 year ago
Tapioca tartar sauce with raisins…Wow…
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
She should hold the spicy tapioca tartar sauce over her head. Then it will be raisin".
C over 1 year ago
There’s nothing wrong with this list, it’s not like he bought something egregious like candy corn or wagon wheels
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
Still sounds better than McDonald’s.