it left quite an “impression” on him!
She can always have him framed, instead!!
Does it still need to be six feet under?
The coffin should be wider. Maybe they folded him a few times so he wouldn’t take up more than one grave.
Is his name Matt? If not, it should be.
Probably got a good price for the coffin.
today’s strip fell a little flat
But the service was flattering.
Steamrollers go at about 3 MPH. How did he miss it?
The plot’s a bit thin.
Collateral damage from the wheels of progress
They say you never hear the bullet that gets you, but a steamroller? Slow and bloody noisy, nobody could miss…oh, wait, Wiley Coyote.
Squish you were here.
The last time a steamroller went anywhere was to a museum, along with a steam shovel.
And ironically his favorite food was thin-crust pizza from Rhodes Pizzeria, that catered the dinner afterward.
TikTok challenge.
Rollers haven’t been steam powered for over 100 years, yet we still call them that.
A new meaning to getting steamrolled! He flat-lined almost instantly.
The old joke when Batman and Robin and the Joker got them with a steam roller, now they are Flatman and Ribbon!
When did Death switch from a Scythe to a Steamroller?
They can bury him in a map case.
Matt was never fat, he just was flat, especially after that. DRAT!
Was the driver shouting “Revenge!!!” ?
He had never been put under so much pressure ever before.
Cartoon Steamrollers are very very quiet, and can sneak up on you. Thus the Roadrunner can flatten the Coyote. Yet again.
Cue James Taylor “Steamroller Blues”.
Smitty!!!
Flat out lie, he saw it coming.
The death of Sluggo.
It does make for a light load for the pallbearers, though.
Man Blind Steamroller
that’s bad ROFLOL
RIP Bob Hoskins!
Reminds me of Who Framed Roger Rabbit when Judge Doom got flattened and curled…
And why are they called steamrollers. Are there still steam-powered ones?
This makes no sense…
Apparently the steamroller operator . didn’t see him either.
Okay guys, you only need to dig this one 5 feet deep. Yep, another one that didn’t see the steam roller.
I warned him to use stick deodorant and not a roll on.
Oy! What a time for the hearing aids to give out.
boy, when she got the news about the accident i bet it just flattened her…
That’s flat-out funny! ;-p
Big wheel keep on turning
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
it left quite an “impression” on him!
SHIVA over 1 year ago
She can always have him framed, instead!!
mr_sherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Does it still need to be six feet under?
marilynnbyerly over 1 year ago
The coffin should be wider. Maybe they folded him a few times so he wouldn’t take up more than one grave.
Bilan over 1 year ago
Is his name Matt? If not, it should be.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago
Probably got a good price for the coffin.
jk123 over 1 year ago
today’s strip fell a little flat
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 1 year ago
But the service was flattering.
Ratkin over 1 year ago
Steamrollers go at about 3 MPH. How did he miss it?
Superfrog over 1 year ago
The plot’s a bit thin.
BigBoy over 1 year ago
Collateral damage from the wheels of progress
Muzi54 over 1 year ago
They say you never hear the bullet that gets you, but a steamroller? Slow and bloody noisy, nobody could miss…oh, wait, Wiley Coyote.
hangedman over 1 year ago
Squish you were here.
Marblemouth over 1 year ago
The last time a steamroller went anywhere was to a museum, along with a steam shovel.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
And ironically his favorite food was thin-crust pizza from Rhodes Pizzeria, that catered the dinner afterward.
MacGuyver over 1 year ago
TikTok challenge.
kenharkins over 1 year ago
Rollers haven’t been steam powered for over 100 years, yet we still call them that.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
A new meaning to getting steamrolled! He flat-lined almost instantly.
iggyman over 1 year ago
The old joke when Batman and Robin and the Joker got them with a steam roller, now they are Flatman and Ribbon!
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
When did Death switch from a Scythe to a Steamroller?
BearsDown Premium Member over 1 year ago
They can bury him in a map case.
joyridehawk over 1 year ago
Matt was never fat, he just was flat, especially after that. DRAT!
eolan59 over 1 year ago
Was the driver shouting “Revenge!!!” ?
Doug K over 1 year ago
He had never been put under so much pressure ever before.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Cartoon Steamrollers are very very quiet, and can sneak up on you. Thus the Roadrunner can flatten the Coyote. Yet again.
walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago
Cue James Taylor “Steamroller Blues”.
Ken Gagne Premium Member over 1 year ago
Smitty!!!
Herd of Turtles over 1 year ago
Flat out lie, he saw it coming.
Radish the wordsmith over 1 year ago
The death of Sluggo.
prrdh over 1 year ago
It does make for a light load for the pallbearers, though.
Tired over 1 year ago
Man Blind Steamroller
KEA over 1 year ago
that’s bad ROFLOL
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
RIP Bob Hoskins!
paranormal over 1 year ago
Reminds me of Who Framed Roger Rabbit when Judge Doom got flattened and curled…
stamps over 1 year ago
And why are they called steamrollers. Are there still steam-powered ones?
gene06825 Premium Member over 1 year ago
This makes no sense…
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
Apparently the steamroller operator . didn’t see him either.
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Okay guys, you only need to dig this one 5 feet deep. Yep, another one that didn’t see the steam roller.
Lablubber over 1 year ago
I warned him to use stick deodorant and not a roll on.
Buoy over 1 year ago
Oy! What a time for the hearing aids to give out.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
boy, when she got the news about the accident i bet it just flattened her…
Angry Indeed over 1 year ago
That’s flat-out funny! ;-p
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Big wheel keep on turning