One of my fine memories is the day that my manager required all his minions to attend an all day seminar on how to be more efficient. The morning was spent re-iterating variations on “don’t do things that aren’t actually productive”. I left a note on my desk when I went for lunch: “Got it! Won’t be back for afternoon session!”
I was the only one who did. My manager WAS amused (he was a good manager in some ways).
Another Rat-like reaction would be not to respond at all, because you don’t care about their plans, and can’t be bothered to let them know you’re not coming.
With Rat’s attitude about everything, they are probably glad he isn’t going to be there. It’s supposed to be a “gala event”, which signifies a happy occasion. Rat is just a surly downer type of person.
When I get one of those cards, if I’m not going, chances are quite good I simply won’t bother sending it back. And if you ask me to write a reason, which is far more work than checking a box, you’ve just guaranteed you’ll never get it.
If you say “laser” to refer to the device, you’re guilty of a similar, but opposite “fault.” The acronym laser refers to the process of producing that kind of light (“light AMPLIFICATION…”)
Do people actually send out invitations that demand you give a reason for not attending? I haven’t ever seen such a thing. Pretty rude, in my opinion. Are they going to send back, “That’s not a good enough reason. You have to attend anyway!”?
Hehehe that was something Jesus said in John 8:31,32Jesus went on to say to the Jews who had believed him: “If you remain in my word, you are really my disciples,32 and you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”
I still like a Winnie the Pooh toon I saw years ago – Owl was dancing around his place singing about how he liked being alone; the phone rang: “What’s that? Dinner next Tuesday? I’m sorry, I have other plans (I’m dining alone)” (at least he was polite enough to hang up before that last line..)
Gag! So true. I have or recently had a couple or three of those pretentious “gala” invitations pending. They of course want really just one thing: lotsa money….
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
For once, Rat is quite right.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Don’t ask why unless you enjoy the abuse.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Speak the truth in love, but in fairness, you should never ask a question to which you don’t want the answer!
Concretionist over 1 year ago
One of my fine memories is the day that my manager required all his minions to attend an all day seminar on how to be more efficient. The morning was spent re-iterating variations on “don’t do things that aren’t actually productive”. I left a note on my desk when I went for lunch: “Got it! Won’t be back for afternoon session!”
I was the only one who did. My manager WAS amused (he was a good manager in some ways).
baddawg1989 over 1 year ago
RSVP’ing back to a wedding invitation, “Maybe next time!” is frowned upon, too. :-D
rogthedodge1 over 1 year ago
RSVP: Roast Skunk Very Possible
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Please RSVP” is just as redundant as “PIN number”, “ISBN number”, “GED diploma”, “AC current”, “VIN number”, “RPG game”, “VAT tax”, “SAT test”, “COVID virus”, “UPC code”, “LCD display”, or “ATM machine” — which hasn’t seemed to slow anybody down any.
Kaputnik over 1 year ago
Another Rat-like reaction would be not to respond at all, because you don’t care about their plans, and can’t be bothered to let them know you’re not coming.
dadoctah over 1 year ago
“I will not be attending” is the “Reason for not attending”.
The Fly Hunter over 1 year ago
Don’t wanna.
Ermine Notyours over 1 year ago
At least Rat is participating in a pointless market research survey. I’ve given up on them years ago.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
With Rat’s attitude about everything, they are probably glad he isn’t going to be there. It’s supposed to be a “gala event”, which signifies a happy occasion. Rat is just a surly downer type of person.
SALUDADOG over 1 year ago
The truth WILL set you free! Sometimes from you job, your marriage, your friends, etc.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Rat is correct
BlueNAL over 1 year ago
RSVP = I have to know how many chickens to kill
Croc Holliday over 1 year ago
I think Rat and I are kindred spirits. I don’t like those social events with forced small talk with people I don’t know.
ekw555 over 1 year ago
Life is also too long to do the stupid things you don’t want to do.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
I never get to go to any events, because of something stupid screwing it ip.
Chris over 1 year ago
or so it says.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Is that a report from the Department of Redundancy Department?
bxclent Premium Member over 1 year ago
passing on my 50th high school reunion for exactly that reason
iggyman over 1 year ago
Rat has displayed honesty! Wow!
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 1 year ago
I want that entire third panel on a T-shirt. I will literally wear it all the time
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
RSVP is a polite way to ask if you’re attending an event. So as plans can go forward knowing the amount of people attending.
It is still socially polite to respond ….and never goes out of style!
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Whoever sent that invite just dodged the bullet.
Croc Holliday over 1 year ago
Life is short, so spend it doing the stupid things you WANT to do.
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
When I get one of those cards, if I’m not going, chances are quite good I simply won’t bother sending it back. And if you ask me to write a reason, which is far more work than checking a box, you’ve just guaranteed you’ll never get it.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
From his high school alumni association, no doubt.
billdaviswords over 1 year ago
If you say “laser” to refer to the device, you’re guilty of a similar, but opposite “fault.” The acronym laser refers to the process of producing that kind of light (“light AMPLIFICATION…”)
AndreasMartin over 1 year ago
The truth shall make ye fret.
The Brooklyn Accent over 1 year ago
Do people actually send out invitations that demand you give a reason for not attending? I haven’t ever seen such a thing. Pretty rude, in my opinion. Are they going to send back, “That’s not a good enough reason. You have to attend anyway!”?
carlsonbob over 1 year ago
Next, we’ll explore oxymorons like Government Intelligence.
dialfred over 1 year ago
Hehehe that was something Jesus said in John 8:31,32Jesus went on to say to the Jews who had believed him: “If you remain in my word, you are really my disciples,32 and you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Better than saying, l got to wash my hair that night….
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Rat has a way of using blunt force with the pen!
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
This invitation was sent by people who don’t know Rat I take it.
Ron Bauerle over 1 year ago
I still like a Winnie the Pooh toon I saw years ago – Owl was dancing around his place singing about how he liked being alone; the phone rang: “What’s that? Dinner next Tuesday? I’m sorry, I have other plans (I’m dining alone)” (at least he was polite enough to hang up before that last line..)
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Gag! So true. I have or recently had a couple or three of those pretentious “gala” invitations pending. They of course want really just one thing: lotsa money….
pontiac59 over 1 year ago
What a coincidence, I skipped my class reunion for the same reason