Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 23, 2022

I know people who won’t sleep in a bed unless the fitted sheet, top sheet (is that what it’s called?) and pillowcases match. I just care if they’re clean.

The word Comment below is surrounded by the same blue color in the comic! As are the rest of the words… They all match!!!

Now she’ll just have to pick out your head lice with a prawn knife.

Better than mismatched vocative cases.

Matching begins with me. A match of the night named, ‘wish the bed was already made’. I told the zZzz master and he told the maid. So the already maid chips chiseled like my woody chips woodchips if a woodchips could chip wood.

The White Elephant Sale, in Trump’s election trunk.

…that could be a knife…

…or one of those fancy vibrating message thingys…

…brain salad surgery?…

…matching pillows are important to some people…

…me…

…the sheets at the bottom have to not be tucked in…

…I need one foot out in the open when I sleep…

…that is no way to cut someone’s hair…

…but carving in ‘bad boy’ in your forehead maybe overkill…

…Eat at Joe’s is acceptable, though…

Enroll now in our 1,001 precision step program for OCD!

Whatever happened to “let the punishment fit the crime?”

Not only matching pillowcases, but the top sheet and blanket must be tucked in at all four corners! Smoothed out, no wrinkles, bumps or lumps!

Aaaaah! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

wow am i in trouble – my top and bottom sheets match does that count for anything?

((Birdie — https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjjYJlg3X53QE5nF6SED6n4M2i32zaWgS0pIIeVO8namJIP2p8R3gcpEJrh7-Wb8Abg-Oi8UbhgXVF_F52iaaUtW20VaBq6Q_2emcNzZ9-Ezd1U_41WNMCuzJjI43dCupTW_zKdaHAJzsxxt9ioaGbZgXL0hoMttG_WocAvEib_SYAJ_yo0bkVhZ5Nb — will be lucky to not have a spider coming at it, from behind the mirror!! “What are you looking at??”))

Vivian Leigh gets her revenge.

Her body is not articulated like an ordinary human body.

He doesn’t seem to be putting up much of a fight. He might as well be serving his forehead on a platter.

By the way, that looks more like an icicle than a knife. I’ve seen such stabbings on TV. The murder weapon melts. Evidence POOF!

Kinky.

Masochist: hurt me some more!

Sadist: No!

Reminds one of the Psycho shower scene …!

( ear worm from another mother )

Uh-oh. I mismatch pillow cases.

Oh. Okay. I guess that makes it fifty-ONE ways to leave your lover. Just let me write that down for my list.

So, Holiday Express Inn and Romada Inn chiseled the Chance and go to jail. Minus your brick in the foreheads wall as you pass Go flat out .

I get the sense that he is not being knighted, not even as Sir Doofus. And rightly so, it should really be Sir Whipped. It can be so hard for some to stand up for themselves, and now he need no longer try.

Is this a set-up? Are we being deliberately mislead by silhouette figures, dim lighting, and leading monologue?

The appearances are that “she” stabs “him” in the head with a sharp object (knife? letter opener? screw driver?). But is this little pantomime playlet just a tableau vivant, or is it mordant?

I am wary. Maybe skeptical. On guard!

Now go rest your head.

Divorced are Mr. and Mrs. Howells. He washed the car with her guest towels.

Throw her a bone Malone.

Ditch the witch at the Zoo, Mr McGoo.

0oo9

It’s the shams that’ll get you.

…in fact, Henry used the mismatched pillows for his Jelqing exercises…

..Cheryl loved those cases…

…and the smegma stains ruined them…

…XIAFLEX snifilflex Alakazam …

…Dharma, the good witch, used Henry’s voodoo doll to great effect…

…pulling and tugging at it…

…in all the right places…

…eventhough, her true victim was Cheryl…

…and her affection for mismatched pillow cases…

Your Wayang Kulit is poorly executed and leaves much to be desired. I’ve seen better theater at Bed Bath and Beyond.

Teresa looks like she’s in bad mood today with that big knife. I see the knife in this cartoon but I’m thinking the knife in Crocodile Dundee.

Da Blog: “HEADS, I win … HORSES, you lose”

The early years …!

Day 2: Murder most foul! Or, just a funny, if morbid, scene? The tension, apprehension, and dissension have begun….

Felt a bit stabby today…