Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 07, 2022

Now you’ll worry about bedsores.

So Pig has never had to worry about insomnia and the long dark teatime of the soul at 3 AM?

Once again, John Lennon had it right.

Definitely a wise as‍s

Not a bad idea, if you have the right company…

My uncle tried that…he got fired.

Don’t worry,

Be Happy.

The real problem is when you begin to worries the moment you go back to bed.

I do some of my best worrying in bed.

Free floating anxiety.

Hope he doesn’t charge for that advice.

The wise @$$ will say anything to get Pig off his case!

If he’s so wise, why does he live on a hill with absolutely nothing including a bathroom, bed, or food?

The only thing I’ll worry about if I stay in my bed is if I might need to get up to go to the bathroom or something.

One of these days, wiseassonthehill should get to do a pun.

Wonder how this is going to work out for Pig. Good luck.

But, if I did that, they’d win.

Wiseass on the hill needs a rewind!

How do we sleep while our beds are burnin’?

Maybe quit worrying…or do what I do and don’t watch the news. Ignorance is bliss.

Wise A-s has become Boring A-s.Give him vacation pulling Joel&Rufus’ cart. Becky needs a rest.

unfortunately, i worry in bed, too.

These characters need a hobby, or a job, or take up a sport……

So, did Mr. Wisdom climb up the hill sideways, as is recommended ascending El Castillo in Chichen-Itza? (Tom, actually diagonally!)

Brilliant! I’ll still worry, but I’ll be comfortable.

Wise beyond his years!

if he drinks heavily, too, he can sleep tight…

Not a fan of the Wise A$$, but that’s a piece of advice I could go with….

Wise, my … well, you know…

The wise donkey is just Pig with better packaging.

Make sure you go to sleep. Lying awake you will just continue to worry.