If he takes his schizophrenia meds then you will cease to exist.
“I…..I just want my junk back!”
I found this humerus.
Communist jokes are no good unless everyone gets them.
“Gimme a sec, where’s my thesaurus?”
It would be like the Killer Joke sketch from Monty Python.
I love synonym rolls, the kind grammar used to make.
“And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to find that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes! Reefers……”
Cats are still working on Newton’s laws of gravity, that’s why they knock stuff off tables.
“Do you know much gluten is in that thing?”