Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 03, 2022

No… and your tiny arms are NOT pointing toward your eye.

Ewg!

…you sure it’s not a baby’s arm holding an apple?…

…from his one eyed purple people eater collection…

…classic joke punchline:…

…well, pegleg, pegleg, pegleg…

…classic punchline #2:…

…you can’t complain if you are already sucking on it…

…[ from the lollipop joke collection book volume 4]…

…that mean Mr. Mustard…

…today is Star Wars Prequel Day…

…in Ohio vote for JD Mandel…

A punch line comic…

Who is Olive Oyl glass Popeye inside the bed stand.

Keepers of glass ceiling in old MLB.

He’s part T. Rex, I guess.

Celebrities with one “good” eye… not necessarily a glass eye:

Peter Falk (right eye surgically removed at age 3; artificial eye)

Sammy Davis, Jr. (lost his left eye in 1954 in car accident; glass eye)

Sandy Duncan (lost vision in left eye; tumor)

Dick Vitale (lost left eye as child; pencil accident)

Tex Avery (lost vision in one eye at work/office; paperclip accident)

Rex Harrison (blind in one eye; childhood illness)

Ry Cooder (glass eye since age 4; knife injury)

Jack Elam (lost vision in left eye; stabbed with pencil)

Oddly enough, this was actually his least objectionable pickup line.

Commenting on this comes with risks, and careful considerations…There’s an obvious remark but I’ll sustain, this time. EYING this, makes me reflect back to the days of my youth when seeing eye to eye, with lids open, was glorious, but if seeing eye to eye didn’t happen, we all had to shut the lids down for the day!

Sucking on a glass eye has its risks…one must not chomp down, roll around, lick it or spit it out….possible chards can cut one’s mouth and tongue….

Sooo, in the end, it’s best not to suck it up…..it’s not very becoming!

Well guys. Next time you are in a bar and some girl is hitting on you that you are not interested in (like that would ever happen), then this would be the line for you to use. However, if that doesn’t work, you’ll have to marry her.

“I’d rather do a high dive into a swimming pool full of double edge razor blades…”

—Weird Al Yankovic

I knew a guy with a fashion assortment he changed out. One had the Marine Corps emblem, another had a black widow.

First, please stop sucking the monkeybread, then we’ll talk about that glass eye.

Kudos to all commentators to this point …!

( FYI, each arm on an octopus can have up to 280 suckers )

Do you really think that’s such a good idea? Can you afford to lose anymore marbles?

Young men with romance on your mind.. Itching to meet Ms. Comely over by the puck bowling machine? Approach, smile and say: nice shoes. Be safe!

What flavor is it? I prefer citrus.

You should keep your hands out of your pants when you say that, mister.

Wet Willie ain’t you cool. I see you after school.

Get lost, ya Creep! —Before I gouge out both your eyes, whichever is glass! This is NOT an idle threat….