Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 17, 2022

No. Just give me the chicken.

Don’t be in such a fowl mood.

It’s a good option when you’ve been framed.

“No” is a complete sentence.

Supercalifrablishmentarianism.

Discretion is the better part of self-care.

Just bwok away, Renée, you won’t see me fowl you back home.

It’s a value/risk assessment. If I’m not even getting chicken feed for my effort, being chicken is actually more than the thing is worth already, so doing any more than being chicken would be a complete waste.

Chicken out from what? Is Squirrel Treachery afoot?

https://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2015/04/05

CHICKEN OUT

As in backing out of the deal?

As in stop dating the captain of the football team?

As in having the outlaws for Easter dinner?

As in asking for that overdue raise?

As in making a cake for the Woman’s Auxiliary?

As in just being a sniveling coward to stand up for yourself ?

BAWK ! BAWK ! BAWK ! BAWK!

A BLESSED EASTER TO ALL!

…Helen became an internet phenomenon holding up her frame everyday…

…it started because she just loved to like Mike Gibbons…

…and said so…

…her second set of frames that stated: …

….Mike is like a bull in a China shop…

…Bull shop crazy…

…and anti China…

…. it was all web love after that…

…hotter than the girl and the cat…

…more in vogue than the Batman slap…

…she even made Frog Applause!…

…so just like Helen says: …

….Happy Easter…

…the Lord is Risen…

…but not his unleavened bread..

Well, I got your bourbon over here. Want your first shot?

This should be every teenager’s prayer!

And the wisdom to get the heck out of there without further conversation.

Things go that way sometimes, especially when it involves saying no.

FROGGIE BEAVER were a very obscure, short-lived rock outfit formed in Omaha, Nebraska around 1970. They released one and only album “From The Pond” on their own in 1973 – which might be much influenced by late 60s psychedelic rock and early 70s progressive rock like Procol Harum, Pink Floyd, or Moody Blues – and disappeared soon after that. The line-up credited the album were John TROIA (voices), Ed STASZKO (keyboards), Rick BROWN (drums, percussion), and John FISCHER (guitars, bass).More

Brings to mind:

“Nobody can do the (Shing-a-ling) like I do….”

(Human Beinz are prone to do that)

Courage to try verbal communication.

Rubber Chicken

That’s kinda inutile, isn’t it? I mean, why bother? Just do it!

…re, The Blog…

…I can’t see wrecking an over million dollar car…

…of, course, I can’t see wrecking my 2012 Prius, either…

…but as my brother used to say: …

…how can you tell when it is time for the Capt. to get a new car?…

…when he wrecks his old one…

…sad, but true…

…Hey!…

…that would make a great caption lady captions …