Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 15, 2022

Get it all rubbery and it’s easier to peel off.

Peeping Tina

It hurts less?

Gena made a machina for my Frog Katrina in North Carolina

And now you wear your skin like iron

Your breath as hard as kerosene

Why NOT to peeping tom.

A good soak, and it rubs right off, using only a rough cloth!

What colour does he paint his toenails?

…Jeremy walked his weiner dog, Splots, every evening at eight thirty through the tiny Froglandia Naboo neighborhood …

…it was in the vicinity of the hospital…

…near Vine & Palmer…

…Jeremy walked as if wearing blinders…

…Splots loved his twilight walk & sniff…

…but every lit up room with open curtains was too much of worry for Jeremy…

…he hated looking …

…but was drawn to the light like a moth to the flame…

…giant 70" Tvs did not help the attraction…

…cameras could be everywhere…

…wrong wrong wrong…

…don’t look…

…don’t look…

…the scandal of being accused of looking…

…the draw of the flame…

…and …to be honest…

…the titulation of maybe…

…

…"I don’t know, Captain, " said the Hulu official…

…“A cartoon like that may fly on Disney Plus,”…

…“But it’s too highbrow for us at Hulu.”…

…“Did I say,” said the Captain…

…“That Joey Lawrence could play Jeremy???”…

Peeping Priss…always sticking her nose where it don’t belong!

She always has that wagon with her….she sometime stands in it if she can’t see in a high window.

Why Mr. Fargo and many others parade in front of a window, after a shower, with the shades up I’ll ever know. Hmmmmm

He’s probably a weirdo, knowing full well, when he creams his body, and rubs it in, he has an audience…..eww..

Why indeed?

Please don’t let us know which skin is being hydrated.

My Maltese amigo over on Andy Capp reminds us every day that he is staying in his home and keeping hydrated … not sure about the exfoliation, though.

Come in if you want a closer look little girl…

EEK! … Mr. Fargo is stepping into the skin chippah …!!!

…is this what they mean by born again foreskin?…

Probably should be posted on next door.

Verbiage is pronounced like foliage not like garbage.

Has anybody else noticed a lack of the ability to access the appropriate material when clicking on a notice for a comment in the Frog Applause comments section?

Bike-racky!

Hell for leather.

The code phrase is: wash and rinse!

I wonder if Little Miss Peekyboo is related to Beatrice, the Creepy Little Girl over at Scary Gary. Beatrice use her little red wagon to give rides to Travis, the lonely head-in-a-jar; I see that this girl does not have a head in her Little White Wagon.

Are these differences significant? Will Mr. Fargo care?

HAPPY EASTER OH LAME ONES!