Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 25, 2022

Not Putin us on

Sure – he can muck out the stables for eternity.

Sorry Putin, even those guys have standards. Try Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot, they might need a fourth.

Unless those stables are along the river Styx, that Russian guy is out of luck. (There’s a bad case of murdering amongst his associates, which becomes a race when people get panicky.)

Putin the Putrid touches all four bases: Conquest/Antichrist, War, Famine, and, of course, Death.

One time I was one of five.

He’s asking for a friend.

The orange one.

Putin doesn’t need Hell. He’s creating it for literally millions.

They could add at least three more: there’s a case to be made for Economic Ruin, Irreparable Psychological Wreckage, and Ecological Destruction joining the squad.

I’m pretty sure that the fifth horseman is “Fake News”.

Putin is ethnic cleansing so he can move in Russians, who will gladly vote for annexation and Putin for life. That’s not just a war crime but a crime against humanity

As far as I’m concerned, he can walk behind the horsemen and clean up the road apples.

Just tell them Trump sent you.

“and I looked, and behold, a pale horse, and the one sitting on it, the name of him was Death, and Hades was following with him” but it was only Putin going shirtless ere again as if he was something other than a little squirt of no measure

Related to my tweety thought of the day:

@JoeBiden MUST boost US wheat & corn production ASAP to prevent ANOTHER Russian famine in #Ukraine.

@ZelenskyyUa : “Shut up, Vlad. You lost. Now get out of OUR Ukraine.”

How do you say #RememberMariupol in Ukrainian?

Bozo Putin : “Is not war crimes. Is potato.”

I’d say that four is more than adequate.

Did you ever wonder if Putin was just Rasputin reincarnated? Or maybe an immortal Rasputin?

It’s only restricted to 4 members since they got the stationary printed and the website up and running. You should have asked them sooner. You had an eternity

Apocalypse Now, indeed. Riders on the storm.

Take the show directly to him at his dacha

He’s got his own horse.

War is already on the team, but you could come in as Politics. That is a horseman that I would run from.

And some guy at Mar-a-Lago wants to be the sixth.

5 million people displaced and thousands of people killed including children and infants all because of one man’s ego.

Anyone else think there’s a resemblance to Danae in those horsemen?

very sadly, not funny

When did the four horsemen become grim reapers? Oh, the four horsemen are off riding and these are the stable hands.

If you’re mad, and you don’t know where to go to……..Why don’t you go where insanity sits? Putin’ on the ritz

Amen!

Isn’t four enough?

Love the Poo Tins!https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/15/dog-bins-named-poo-tin-in-disgust-at-putins-invasion-of-ukraine-16279004/

Now then! I’ve never seen so much comment in agreement. There’s hope yet but not for the most often mentioned.

Better hurry Pootie, the climate is closing in “faster than expected” to upstage you!

Putin is the south end of a northbound horse.

So, which one is Ric Flair? They also had a hard time finding a fourth.

ConquestFamineWarDeath

And the fifth…is potato.

Genocide.

They are all not Death. Jesus or the Anti-Christ is said to ride the white horse, War is red, Famine is black, and Death rides the pale green one.

[Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse]DEFINITIONfour allegorical mounted figures, commonly identified as Pestilence (or Conquest), War, Famine, and Death, whose arrival heralds the end of the world, as described in the biblical book of Revelation.

https://www.learnreligions.com/four-horsemen-of-the-apocalypse-4843887#:~:text=The%20Four%20Horsemen%20of%20the%20Apocalypse%201%20The,on%20a%20white%2C%20red%2C%20black%2C%20and%20pale%20horse.

Symbolic ColorsWhite, red, black, and pale green horses—what do these stand for?

The symbolic colors of the horses reflect visions by the prophet Zechariah (Zechariah 1:8 and Zechariah 6:2).

Conquest: The white color signals the peaceful promises that many military conquests produce.

Violence of Warfare: Red is a suitable color for depicting fresh blood spilled in battle.

Famine: Black is typically the color of gloom, mourning, and tragedy, befitting the mood and the outcome of famine.

Widespread Death: Pale greenish-gray resembles the skin of corpses, an appropriate picture of death.

Not my joke. Say what you want about Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot. They did a lot of medical research and no animals were harmed.

You don’t want him he is just a tin pot dictator of a third world country that has a lot of guns

Defenestration time for War.

on a lighter note, Terry Pratchett does a novel where the four horsemen and DEATH are playing cards at an inn and their horses are stolen

ConquestWarFamineDeath

And the fifth one…is potato.