Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 22, 2022

We are all thankful for that.

No amount of yoga or calisthenics will help you.

I always wonder about people who live in mountainous terrain and think the Earth is flat.

If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now

Happy Earth Day!

It all depends on who you ask and during what time period.

Carrying a lot of water weight, too.

I’m in shape. Round is a shape.

Getting warmer though.

Can’t fight genetics. And reality.

…. and this is how children, earthquakes and tsunamis are caused..

Oh, give it a rest already.

No matter how hard people try to save the planet, there’s an opposing force that’s pushing back….

HAPPY EARTH DAY!

Did you know that there are ‘flat earthers’…all around the globe?

You’ll feel better once you get your feet on the ground.

Happy Earth Day all.

He’s in good shape! Round is a shape.

actually, the Earth is 70% non-carbonated water, so….

You are to the maga crowd.

Thanks Mark! Happy Earth Day!

“You have nothing to fear but sphere itself” – Neil deGrasse Tyson

I relate to the third panel. When I do push-ups, I don’t do push-ups. I do see-saws.

You’re in shape. Round is a shape.

Drop a bunch of Cosmic Turtles on the beggar! That’ll flatten him out!

Think about it for a second… https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/the-flat-earth-society-has-members-all-around-the-globe-say-that-again-but-slowly.jpg

But, but, but…free speech!

And while we’re on the subject, cigarette manufacturers should be able to advertise and sell their products without being bullied by the Surgeon General!! /s

Where is the turtle?

Flat Earth is a myth… sort of like my flat belly.

The Earth will always be round.

You know this strip could actually be a little unnerving if you think about it. This is earth, our planet, and we are in it, so it is exercising with us in it.