Classic movie shout-out: In Sunset Blvd. (1950), Gloria Swanson is getting ready to show the bad script she’s written to Cecil B. DeMille in hopes of getting it produced. Showing off the chart from her astrologer, she says excitedly, “This is the right day. She read DeMille’s horoscope. She read mine.” And William Holden responds, “Did she read the script?”
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
Mom’s horoscope said she will squash the confidence of a little boy.
Charles Barr Premium Member about 2 years ago
He better check Mom’s horoscope first.
codycab about 2 years ago
Oh I’ll watch alright, just to see how badly it ends for Calvin.
Scorpio Premium Member about 2 years ago
And this is when the reality of astrology comes crashing down on his head.
C about 2 years ago
Mom is going to knock your belief in horoscopes down a few pegs
Susan00100 about 2 years ago
Just watch him get whacked, Hobbes.
Susan00100 about 2 years ago
If Mom is walking into the scene, can she see that Hobbes is a living being and not a stuffed toy??
SunshineDaydream about 2 years ago
Such a classic…
Robin Harwood about 2 years ago
Hold on, Calvin. It said “MANY of your key policies”, not “all”. The “don’t do homework” policy may not be one of the many.
jmworacle about 2 years ago
Calvin I predict you’ll have as much a chance as Custer at the Little Big Horn.
Bilan about 2 years ago
Unfortunately, horoscope can’t violate the rule that Mom is always right!
Mr_Cool about 2 years ago
Famous last words, Calvin.
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
It’s easy to be confident when you have a tiger for backup.
sandpiper about 2 years ago
If he’s too assertive, his assertions might feel the power of the hand.
jagedlo about 2 years ago
Calvin is about to find out why no one really believes in astrology…
Jimmyk939 about 2 years ago
Looks like it’s his looney cycle is high…yet again.
YippiKiAyMofo about 2 years ago
And thus was born “Smackdown ’92!”
daddo52 about 2 years ago
Mom will crush your assertive ways
A Hip loving Canadian... about 2 years ago
The moon is about to be eclipsed by mom lady.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago
I think the "moon’ in this case is Calvins butt being shined red by his Ouija wielding Mom.
uniquename about 2 years ago
It says, “Many of your key policies”, not “All…”
g04922 about 2 years ago
Calvin lives in his own world of fantasy…. let him be a kid while he can.
mindjob about 2 years ago
Watch mom assert her hand across your butt
flagmichael about 2 years ago
Ooh! Ooh! Spaceman Spiff should be able to do something about how the stars are affecting Mom!
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
That’s what you get for believing in horoscopes.
Robert4170 about 2 years ago
I love it when Calvin’s delusions are smashed by cold hard reality.
djtenltd about 2 years ago
And when Calvin does that, she’ll assert HER views and not necessarily in a confident manner!
Plumbob Wilson about 2 years ago
Gocomics has finally crossed the line by refusing to load comics if you have an adblocker. Farewell, friends, I’ll find my amusement elsewhere.
nathan.sheriff3 about 2 years ago
Cannot wait to see tomorrow mornings sequel!
wiley207 about 2 years ago
Uh, Calvin, I don’t think that’s what the horoscope means by your key policies being implemented.
hagarthehorrible about 2 years ago
Fella, your heavens decree will fall flat in front of moms horoscope. Get back to earth, quick.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
When the planet’s aren’t in alignment, this happens.
BamCat about 2 years ago
Classic movie shout-out: In Sunset Blvd. (1950), Gloria Swanson is getting ready to show the bad script she’s written to Cecil B. DeMille in hopes of getting it produced. Showing off the chart from her astrologer, she says excitedly, “This is the right day. She read DeMille’s horoscope. She read mine.” And William Holden responds, “Did she read the script?”