Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 06, 2021

I once had a friend who described a mutual acquaintance as being “Hung like a hamster”.

Many years ago, I worked with a woman who admitted that she had entered, and won, a wet tee shirt contest in the “unlimited” division (last round was topless). I tried to convince her that next time she should insist on a reciprocal contest for the men. She gave me a long look that said “no” very eloquently.

I’m not sure why this cartoon reminded me of that story, which I hadn’t thought about in thirty years.

I’m reminded of that old song from a Disney movie: “It’s what you do with what you’ve got.”

But he has a big hat, a big mustache, and drives a Hummer — what more do you need to know about him?

Fair enough. I say the same about women that have small _____

It’s not what you got, it’s how you use it.

She said, “Honest, size doesn’t matter to me … (cough cough)”

A little tongue?

But if he has a little…wallet?

Been stretched too much, dear?

At what point does she find out?

I had to check that the strip’s name hadn’t changed to ‘Little Kiss!’

Glove size?

The Slut’s Paradox : Too little is too much?

Since when do you have to censor,”bank account”?

expense account…

well, 2 out of 3……

A new name for that male part…..add that to the list.xD

The long and short of it…I pass!

Yes. Hilarious. So hilarious. It’s like it’s breaking new ground in comedy. Honestly, I don’t think that I have ever even once in my entire lifetime come across anything as hilarious as this. And then, to top it off, adding that “censored” part in there was a stroke of pure genius. I mean, because it’s “censored,” it really leaves one wondering just what was being said after all, but then again I think that we can all figure out what she meant, right? Because we’re so smart. Like I said, just hilarious…

I haven’t figured out what part of me is “censored”. Guess I’ll have to ask my wife.

He will eventually have to come to grips with the situation.

She didn’t say rape, so the charge was “Assault with a Dead Weapon”….

If he’s got a little (censored), does he still have a chance of getting a little?

It’s not the plane, it’s the pilot.

Wouldn’t that be " A lot too little", instead?

If it fits in her fist like so, she’s unhappy

IT the long and short of this toon, the word is p——-s!

A little wiener dog perhaps

One of my ex wifes told me once of a guy she dated that was a beautiful man, handsome, buff, great bum….but he was only 1/4 inch long, hard. Couldn’t even feel it. She knew then why he could not keep a girlfriend.

Hm, if a little (censored) is a little too much, then, she should be fairly well-satisfied.

I guess I don’t have a shot with her.

picked up a cute chick at the bar tonight. got back to my place, got amorous… took all my clothes off. She pointed and said, “who you gonna please with that little thing?”

I said, “Me.”

Hey John, in the second speech balloon, can we replace “Censored” with “Mushroom”? (I heard it mentioned in one of the new books.)