Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 15, 2021

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    in.amongst  over 2 years ago

    Mandates are beasts for beasts, aren’t they!?!

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    HidariMak  over 2 years ago

    If only the “but I don’t want to” defense could be denied elsewhere.

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 2 years ago

    I guess she didn’t learn the first time. She’s the reason for vice-principals hair loss

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    wallylm  over 2 years ago

    (Mandate-ville follow up!) She’ll never surrender, A new plan she’ll render, Dad’ll have therapy for many a year.

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    Bring Back "The Good Place"  over 2 years ago

    Sometimes you have to suffer for what you believe in… she’s learning that early

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    Maizing  over 2 years ago

    Love how Wiley is equating grown @ss adults who have the right to use their own judgement on where and how they live as well as what risks they’re willing to take with children who do not have those rights. Since he’s using the word “mandates” in the arc, the analogy is pretty blatant. The arc would be virtually unchanged if it were about a slave and slave owners.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    The assistant principal’s job includes handling Danae. She’s begun thinking about early retirement…

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    wiatr  over 2 years ago

    Those who refuse to learn repeat their lessons ad infinitum.

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    Can't Sleep  over 2 years ago

    There is a child begging to be put up for adoption. Or to be released into the wild.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 2 years ago

    I’m kinda thinkin’ that maybe this girl should partner-up, to the extent possible, with Calvin. They’ve both a very similar appreciation of authority…

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Danae is as blockheaded about mandates as some governors I know.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 2 years ago

    There’s a contradiction in Danae’s declaration. If Danae has a “zero tolerance zone”, shielding her from “mandates”, why did she even go to school, since that is mandated also?

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    SNVBD  over 2 years ago

    “Danae, where’s your homework?”“Oh… was it mandated?”“Yes…. if you don’t have it or don’t want to hand it in, that’s okay. You’ll get an F and fail this class. Actions have consequences.”

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    Zoturdley Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Maybe, just maybe if our Supreme ruler and his oh so preposterous sidekick hadn’t so vehemently declared that they would never trust anything coming from Trump’s doings, none of this would be happening and everything would be settled. But he is threatening Americans with losing their livelihoods with his orders to take said vaccine which he trashed last year. What a phony. (BTW, the wife and I received said vaccine back in May and are doing fine. Couldn’t care less what the rest of you are doing. After all, we do live in a free country, supposedly. Or have we been unknowingly transported to Russia.)

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    pcolli  over 2 years ago

    She’ll be man dating in a few years….

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    mikeyman  over 2 years ago

    It’s ironic that the ones that protest the most about being told what to do choose governments styles that love to tell them what to do.

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    cdward  over 2 years ago

    If you’re going to live in a society, you’re going to have to accept certain mandates.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Danae speaks for an entire entitled generation who are responsible for nothing (Not My Fault) and expect the manna from Heaven to fall directly into their mouths. Well, if they believed in a Heaven from which it could fall.

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    gokar RLV  over 2 years ago

    Hate mandates…mainly because I’m heterosexual. Really doesn’t interfere with my freedom.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    A losing proposition: Danae vs reality (ugly as it is)

    It has been said the spin of Earth is slowing. Wonder if it’s because of all the brain power wasted in futile battles against reality?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Go into a gay bar and you’ll find lots of guys who are looking for a mandate.

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    scottbruce  over 2 years ago

    Why bother doing the homework? She’d get an F anyway on that CRT essay. At least she didn’t try to blame Petey for eating it.

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    c141starlifter  over 2 years ago

    I have been married for 62 years, I live with mandates

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    calliarcale  over 2 years ago

    Nice try, Danae. Still not gonna work. ;-)

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 2 years ago

    She’s too young for a man date.

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    It never ceases to amaze me that those same people who are anti-vaccine mandates and are screaming " Free Choice! " and " My body, my choice! " are the very same people vociferous in demanding the states impose mandates on women’s ability to obtain an abortion, and deny them the right of free choice when it comes to their bodies.

    ¡¡Hypocrites!!

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    I hate mandates like having to stop for red lights and school busses, driving on the proper side of the road, wearing a seat belt, driving the speed limit, paying income tax, wearing clothes in public, having to go to church on Sunday, not killing people or coveting their wife or cow or waiting in line for anything.

    Then there are the mandates I impose upon myself, like being nice to people, opening doors for people, helping people carry loads, not coughing or sneezing in people’s faces, chewing with my mouth closed, bathing daily so I don’t stink …

    If you believe that the law is the least that you can do, then you are above it. Life is more fun when you can exceed expectations.

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    monya_43  over 2 years ago

    Love the teacher’s cat eyes shaped glasses. I remember when those were in style, ages ago.

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    snappyboy  over 2 years ago

    Why was it always the “vice principal”?

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    djlactin  over 2 years ago

    If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.

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    mindjob  over 2 years ago

    Vice principal? Isn’t she bad enough to see the principal?

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    john_chubb  over 2 years ago

    Two words : permanent record

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    dougsathome  over 2 years ago

    If you don’t face reality, reality will face you – and it won’t be wearing a happy face.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Expectations and requirements are not negated just because someone wants to play word games. Not for for anyone. Get the grades you earn and make the money you earn by doing what you are required to do or take the consequences whether you accept them or not. For those of us who are free, we can start a camp fire in our living rooms to cook marshmallows and drink all the beer we want.

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    forestkat2015  over 2 years ago

    At a ridiculously basic level a big red sign that reads “STOP” is also a mandate. Think about it.

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    DondiDoo  over 2 years ago

    I refuse red light mandates that interfere in my freedom of movement!

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    Viktor Sirin  over 2 years ago

    “Couldn’t care less what the rest of you are doing. After all, we do live in a free country, supposedly.”

    Gosh darn it, if I want to get drunk and drive, I’m free to do so.If I want to drive a hundred miles an hour in the city, I’m free to do so.If I want to sell methanol as pure grain, I’m free to do so.If I want to smoke anywhere I please, I’m free to do so.If I want to shoot anyone who makes me angry, I’m free to do so.If I want to send my unvaccinated children to school, I’m free to do so.If I don’t want to serve in the military to defend the country, or…If I don’t want to work in my community to make it better, I’m free to do so.If I don’t want to pay taxes to fund roads, etc., I’m free to do so.If I want to be allowed to travel anywhere in the world with whatever symptoms or disease I have or could spread, you know – like ebola – I’m free to do so.

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    Steve(DANAE)Bannon has been captured alive.On to Congress.

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    Ren Rodee  over 2 years ago

    So this means the mandate against drinking and driving, or wearing seatbelts is up to me? bwwaahhhhaaa /s

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    ron  over 2 years ago

    A very small percent of fully-vaccinated people get a serious case of Covid-19. That has been understood from the beginning with reports that the effectiveness was in the 90 percental range and not 100%. Still, it effectively keeps more that 9 out of 10 fully vaccinated people out of hospital or the grave even if they are exposed. But remember, a tiny percentage of a great number of people is still a large number of people.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I prefer cogent responses or humorous ones. Some of these are off-the-wall.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 2 years ago

    Danae is a bit of a selfish Anarchist. She wants to be subject to no rules, but everybody else better follow her’s.

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    Redd Panda  over 2 years ago

    When Danae gets a little older, she’ll be playing lead guitar and doing vocals in a Joan Jett tribute band.

    Can you see Danae knockin’ out this one?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO6YL09T8Fw

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