Look in the dictionary under ‘concussion’ and it has Kaveen Numar’s picture.
He drank the water, and he’s the only one who still has hair… Coincidence?
I’d bet a that kid does 8.2 mi every day just being a kid!
Mr. S. has slimmed down noticeably.
“It turns out that an infinite mass collapses the universe.” (Earlier SMBC toon.)
On one of many drunken evenings, one of my friends was about to feed six earthworms to his aquarium fish (I don’t choose this number to one-up Calvin; the story is true). I told him I’d give him a dollar for each one he ate. So he downed them all. Six bucks gone. But he knew I was really broke, so a few evenings later, when we convened with five other friends and him, he and them each pledged a dollar each if I ate six earthworms. Earned my money back! Then of course, none of my other friends wanted to be outdone…
Hammurabi’s code has been misinterpreted. It is not a prescription for revenge. It is a limitation of it: “No more than an eye for an eye.”
Asparagus makes everyone’s urine small, but many people can’t detect it (https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/why-does-asparagus-make-your-pee-smell). Pink urine after beets is not universal (https://www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks/august-11-2018-climate-change-attribution-for-extreme-weather-cockpit-air-quality-and-more-1.4779504/why-does-eating-beets-make-my-urine-pink-1.4779526) but always detectable.