It’s all the fault of Sting and the Police.
“Dammit! Amazon Prime got my order wrong again!”
Free shipping?
I think he wanted a ship full of bottles
Brilliant, Wiley.
At least it floats!
After years of trying to become published, his ship finally came in…
At least they sent a bigger bottle.
Reply message: “Thanks.” … but … “I’m gonna need a bigger boat.”
That’s what happens when you send a message in a bottle saying “send help”; they do.
Thank goodness he at least wrote “ship” clearly. I’d hate to see what would be delivered otherwise.
The glass is half full
Nevertheless, Amazon delivered his order on time
Our book club just finished what has to be the worst-written book in years: “The Rejected Writer’s Book Club.” Honest to gawd, how does stuff like this get published??
A new meaning to cork up and float…
Soooo, he asked for a shipment of bottles and got a ship in a bottle? Maybe the world is a better place.
:D
For a real life message in a bottle story, see the following. Okay, it wasn’t a deserted island scenario, and a hoax hasn’t been ruled out yet.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/titantic-passenger-uqar-message-bottle-1.6019434
Fan mail from some flounder?!?
Send more bottles.
I’d like to know what his message said. JFK got better results with a coconut.
As a technical writer, I find this hilarious! Well done!
I wonder. Just how does the responder’s bottle know where to go?
At least it’s a Big Bottle.
February 16, 2022
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s all the fault of Sting and the Police.
Enter.Name.Here almost 3 years ago
“Dammit! Amazon Prime got my order wrong again!”
Superfrog almost 3 years ago
Free shipping?
EasternWoods almost 3 years ago
I think he wanted a ship full of bottles
WGillete almost 3 years ago
Brilliant, Wiley.
Kali almost 3 years ago
At least it floats!
-Saint- almost 3 years ago
After years of trying to become published, his ship finally came in…
Doug K almost 3 years ago
At least they sent a bigger bottle.
Reply message: “Thanks.” … but … “I’m gonna need a bigger boat.”
keenanthelibrarian almost 3 years ago
That’s what happens when you send a message in a bottle saying “send help”; they do.
Say What? Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Thank goodness he at least wrote “ship” clearly. I’d hate to see what would be delivered otherwise.
Isenthor1978 almost 3 years ago
The glass is half full
phredturner almost 3 years ago
Nevertheless, Amazon delivered his order on time
1953Baby almost 3 years ago
Our book club just finished what has to be the worst-written book in years: “The Rejected Writer’s Book Club.” Honest to gawd, how does stuff like this get published??
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
A new meaning to cork up and float…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Soooo, he asked for a shipment of bottles and got a ship in a bottle? Maybe the world is a better place.
Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
:D
Kaputnik almost 3 years ago
For a real life message in a bottle story, see the following. Okay, it wasn’t a deserted island scenario, and a hoax hasn’t been ruled out yet.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/titantic-passenger-uqar-message-bottle-1.6019434
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Fan mail from some flounder?!?
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Send more bottles.
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
I’d like to know what his message said. JFK got better results with a coconut.
jbruins84341 almost 3 years ago
As a technical writer, I find this hilarious! Well done!
spaced man spliff almost 3 years ago
I wonder. Just how does the responder’s bottle know where to go?
bakana almost 3 years ago
At least it’s a Big Bottle.