Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 17, 2021

Well, if I’m not first, I’m still very early.

Hmm. You seem to have met Cheeto (photo to left). He curls up on my pillow then lightly hooks just one claw into my face to remind me that 16 pounds is far too light for him and he really needs food. Needless to say, I try really hard to remember to give him his paw-dicure.

Not to get weird, but does the man really have eyes that green?

Separate bedrooms have their attractions

This comic, and last night’s too, made me laugh so hard. I usually zoom my tablet so as to see only one or two frames at a time. That way I don’t accidentally see the punchline ahead of time. By the time I got to the last frame I was laughing like an idiot. I was telling my wife how funny these guys are. She said, “You know they’re not real, right?” Silly girl.

I absolutely love Elvis❤️

Elvis is totally impartial. If you ask him, that is.

If Elvis is on guard, The Man should be as well.

We’re in hour 6 of the Man trying to sleep…

Man, you should be grateful that Elvis allows you to sleep in that bed at all.

cute!

And cats can stare for a very, very long amount of time.

From what appears to me to be the cat’s point of view; they feel that they own any item such as a couch, pillow, chair, bed, computer desk, ottoman, etc which they like to sleep or relax on as they usually spend more time on them than the humans and possession is 9/10s of the law. When us humans use them, felines take the attitude that they are granting us a privilege which can be revoked by them at any time. Looks like Elvis feels that 3 is a crowd and that The Man is the “odd man out” therefore he can not get too comfortable and needs a friendly reminder of who is boss…..

Somehow, I never thought I would hear the phrase “chinny chin” from Elvis. Or watch him smiling while he said it.

Norma Bates Kitteh loves to lie over my arm and purr when I’m trying to type… :)

Boops in the eye? Bad kitty! How does the Man get any sleep?

HELLO GOCOMICS PEOPLE its been ages

I wish Loaner Cat would sleep with us. She just won’t. Won’t even stay on the bed when I put here there. :( And no, nobody’s died in it…

Pardon me, sir

Is that the cat that booped your snoo-ooze?

Yes, yes, twenty-nine times

Oh, until the sun shined

(Harry Warren / Mack Gordon – Chattanooga Choo-choo)

OT:

Big happy look on Elvis’s face while cuddling with Woman! And then the unnerving Stare!

Cats are jealous.

Mommy’s Special Pirate Ballerina Boy.

Albert A. Cat will not come up to the bedroom and sleep with us, so he does his best to make us fall asleep on the daybed in his room. He likes to sleep in the crook of my arm with his head on my shoulder.

A multitasking mastermind is our Elvis!

OT: Cat Motion Capture!

I thought face pats were a sign of affection?

While we do have daytime naps together, I unfortunately had to banish all cats (five of them at that time) from the bedroom at night years ago. This was after Blackie Jane, the “watch cat”, who slept in the cat hammock attached to the windowsill, became extraordinarily frightened by someone or some thing approaching the house in the middle of the night. Blackie screeched like a mountain lion, exploded from behind the blinds and disappeared off into the hall, scattering the other cats. Tigger, who slept plastered to my side under the covers, ran for his life, right across my face. I was left sitting up in bed with blood dripping off my chin, wondering WTH just happened. After I figured it out, and realized it could have been my eyes instead of my chin, no more kitties in the bedroom. Of course there are occasional exceptions if someone is sick or seems to really need Mom’s company, but today’s clowder is an entirely new generation so they don’t expect to sleep in the bedroom anyway.

Especially startling is the extended paw stretched into your face. You open you eyes to see claws, claws, claws.

Hi SueEllen wherever you are.

No sane pet or stuffed plushy would sleep with me. I don’t roll around, but I do stay awake for hours before I can fall asleep.

Remember, Elvis. A boop equals a scoop.

I don’t know if this has already been posted. Real Life Tommy’s biopsy came back fine. Look for a special filk coming up next week.

Don’t sleep. Don’t sleep. Don’t sleep so close to me.

Just saw this on facebook and couldn’t resist. Hercules trying to give his cat a pill https://www.facebook.com/canadianhighwaysnetwork/photos/a.872897916153377/3670520063057801/

I have done something amazing: my little Asus Vivobook 2019 has been dual booted! Hello from Ubuntu 20.04!

My Aunts Cleo used to center herself on my chest and gently mark my face with her chin glands for hours.

I can’t believe how much Elvis is like my Siamese boy. Mine sleeps curled up under the covers with his chin either on my arm or my neck

OT (Kinda)

Whilst looking at morning cat pictures I cam across this https://cheezburger.com/9605270016/born-this-way

Immediately I thought of Bea dressing up in one of a yet to happen BCN dress to a theme adventure.

Keep up the good work, Elvis.

Studies show a siamese should be exposed to certain kinds of gas. Though I be the Man would then be sleeping on the couch for a week for that gas attack.

Who’s everyones fav cat?

I’ve been a little bit feverish off and on since getting my vaccine yesterday. I wonder if this is why Saxon is demanding cuddles? His human mattress is even warmer than usual.

Imagine if Lupin does this with Elvis, it would become a nightmare for the Man!

I usually have one cat on each side of my head and they leave me alone, except the one big floofball, a bit Maine Coonish, will sometimes bump heads and purr if he needs extra hard snuggles.

Generally though they stay still, so they don’t attract attention from the dogs by my feet!

The eye-boop here is a nice touch.

(Sorry, Man.)

THAT is my old-man, Lestat to a T.

Elvis is so “polite”

catnapping time !