They also put the “rate” in Pirate.
The way I played hopscotch is that once I reached the end, I turned around and headed back. I moved the stone on the way. Balance matters. Maybe this is a test to see who has been drinking all the rum.
Tell him you don’t know how to play hopscotch, and you don’t have to walk the plank.
All those people standing around yelling “Hop, Hop!”
I don’t think he’s totally onboard with this game.
Put bells on the end to ring for dinner.
H-m-m-m a send-off with style. Don’t see many of those these days.
maybe the board game he would rather play is chess!
I thought you have to play against someone and the loser has to go over the end. I would challenge the captain.
First the plank, then the plunk!
“Hop the Plank.” Does he get to turn around and hop back when he reaches the end?
This could be an inspiration for an extreme sport.
To extend the theme, place a can to kick at the far edge. (Or, more aprapos, a bucket.)
I would have corrected them and said, "You mean ‘on putting’ ". Same outcome, but one does what one can.
“Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!”
Oh! I get it! Trump is the evil pirate lying to his victim!
But Captain Uncle Joke is doing a swell job with all of his straightforward sweeping accomplishments at the behest of his wicked Prince BHO!
hop scotch to yer doom.
So really, who the heck was Roger?
Well done, Cap’n Biden.
“Always look on the bright side of death…. just before you draw your terminal breath…”
of course, if wasn’t jolly, where would the fun be in it?
They need to cut a hole around the 10.
The way it is now, they get to turn around and go back.
The physics here is off
Next guy gets a hula hoop.
Johnny, please tell us what parting gifts we have for our contestant.
He’s going to make a meal of it.
Another great chuckle :D
Plank Prank…
Scotch? SCOTCH? That there is a hoprum plank if ever I saw one.
I got a really good laugh from this – and that’s my favorite kind of cartoon.
If you are captured by quantum pirates, you’ll have to walk the Planck!
Not so jolly, how can he pick up his marker with his hands tied?
It’s all fun and games, until someone gets eaten by a shark!
The Party Pirates – cursed precursors of Carnival Cruises. No repeat cruisers.
Does anyone else not read comments on comments?
I wonder if the prisoner is even Scotch?
Shades of a cartoon I’ve seen in which the heads from a guillotine roll down into a bowling lane.
“Except we call it “hoprum” instead of “hopscotch”."
Don’t know who’s supposed to be having all the fun.
February 16, 2022
eromlig about 3 years ago
They also put the “rate” in Pirate.
sirbadger about 3 years ago
The way I played hopscotch is that once I reached the end, I turned around and headed back. I moved the stone on the way. Balance matters. Maybe this is a test to see who has been drinking all the rum.
jasonsnakelover about 3 years ago
Tell him you don’t know how to play hopscotch, and you don’t have to walk the plank.
Concretionist about 3 years ago
All those people standing around yelling “Hop, Hop!”
Superfrog about 3 years ago
I don’t think he’s totally onboard with this game.
mikeyman about 3 years ago
Put bells on the end to ring for dinner.
sandpiper about 3 years ago
H-m-m-m a send-off with style. Don’t see many of those these days.
Sanspareil about 3 years ago
maybe the board game he would rather play is chess!
Imagine about 3 years ago
I thought you have to play against someone and the loser has to go over the end. I would challenge the captain.
Kind&Kinder about 3 years ago
First the plank, then the plunk!
Doug K about 3 years ago
“Hop the Plank.” Does he get to turn around and hop back when he reaches the end?
This could be an inspiration for an extreme sport.
dot-the-I about 3 years ago
To extend the theme, place a can to kick at the far edge. (Or, more aprapos, a bucket.)
well-i-never about 3 years ago
I would have corrected them and said, "You mean ‘on putting’ ". Same outcome, but one does what one can.
Egrayjames about 3 years ago
“Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!”
Lenavid about 3 years ago
Oh! I get it! Trump is the evil pirate lying to his victim!
But Captain Uncle Joke is doing a swell job with all of his straightforward sweeping accomplishments at the behest of his wicked Prince BHO!
Chris about 3 years ago
hop scotch to yer doom.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
So really, who the heck was Roger?
daveoverpar about 3 years ago
Well done, Cap’n Biden.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Always look on the bright side of death…. just before you draw your terminal breath…”
gmu328 about 3 years ago
of course, if wasn’t jolly, where would the fun be in it?
Nyckname about 3 years ago
They need to cut a hole around the 10.
The way it is now, they get to turn around and go back.
potfarmer about 3 years ago
The physics here is off
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
Next guy gets a hula hoop.
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
Johnny, please tell us what parting gifts we have for our contestant.
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
He’s going to make a meal of it.
Pgalden1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Another great chuckle :D
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
Plank Prank…
TexTech about 3 years ago
Scotch? SCOTCH? That there is a hoprum plank if ever I saw one.
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member about 3 years ago
I got a really good laugh from this – and that’s my favorite kind of cartoon.
AZ Chuckler about 3 years ago
If you are captured by quantum pirates, you’ll have to walk the Planck!
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
Not so jolly, how can he pick up his marker with his hands tied?
GiantShetlandPony about 3 years ago
It’s all fun and games, until someone gets eaten by a shark!
Linguist about 3 years ago
The Party Pirates – cursed precursors of Carnival Cruises. No repeat cruisers.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 3 years ago
Does anyone else not read comments on comments?
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 3 years ago
I wonder if the prisoner is even Scotch?
gcarlson about 3 years ago
Shades of a cartoon I’ve seen in which the heads from a guillotine roll down into a bowling lane.
Daeder about 3 years ago
“Except we call it “hoprum” instead of “hopscotch”."
keenanthelibrarian about 3 years ago
Don’t know who’s supposed to be having all the fun.