B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 04, 2021

At least he’s staying on track.

The all new Jeep Panzer!!

ATV…All Turtle Vehicle!

I guess he decided against the gun turret.

A Turtle Top Tank Top.

Is he in Texas?

Next up, you also need a shell-ter of your own ;)

Wish I had that option three weeks ago when the ice storm came threw.

He got a lot more than a new shell. Tanks. Tanks a lot.

Thor’s going to be jealous about them wheels! But at least his one wheelie cycle can go much faster downhill.

And it will also work in the sand at the beach!

There have been no “Id Classics” or “Back to B. C.” since February. March is such a Hartless month!

He’s ready to go south for the winter this time….

Careful Turtle … the Cancel Culture is coming for Jeep because of ‘cultural misappropriation’ … using names like Cherokee, Renegade .. etc.

While it may appear to be a Panzer, it’s actually a “Turtzler!”

sweet looking wheels ya got there.

There’s nothing like a solid traction foundation

Turtle got treds!!!

Looks more like the “Victory In Europe” model.

The latest version of the shell game.

Cheap at twice the price.

The tread system is a good idea but you are not getting any traction with those smooth steel plates. Snow and ice are pretty bad but wait until you get those smooth, slick treads in some slippery mud. You need treads with a sharp ridge on them to dig into the underlying material be it hard-packed snow or some dry earth.

Should have gotten the gatling cannon security system while you were at it, to complete the look……

Sweet! He won’t be slow anymore and perhaps he’ll be able to throw the bird under the treads for being a smart aleck every now and again. :)

Yeah baby! A redneck turtle. Who would have thunk it?

neat

Winter packages are very nice. Splurge on the heated steering wheel. Well worth it, you can take your gloves off to drive. And that’s important with all the touch screens nowadays.

Does it have a ski attachment?

Apparently he is a time traveler.

He must be drinking a lot of, er, antifreeze.