The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 03, 2021

He’ll never fit in them!!

With a rear like that, he obviously doesn’t have any skinny genes.

Does the end justify the genes?

He needs his jeans spliced…

His genes are obviously distressed

“Well. if I suck in my stomach a little….”

what’s the skinny on dem genes…?

That’s how you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome…you pull down their genes…

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

Scoggins is on a deoxyribonucleic acid trip.

They sold his skinny genes on e-bay.

Cilantro gene? Wash Scott’s mouth out with soap.

I thought he was trying to clone Kiss singers.

I need some skinny genes! Tired of being fat.

“Cilantro”? LOL! I guess that’s the “Spice” of “Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice”.

No, and I don’t want to.

I know I sure as heck don’t have them.

Where does Scoggins find plaid sweat pants?

I hear diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in the genes.

Just Blue genes in this lab.

if I see correctly there are glasses with cilantro and intelligence labels.. waiting for something to happen

You outgrew them long long ago!

Yes, it’s in the Mahatma Gandhi diet can.

Doctor Strauss took them.

Right next to the Designer Genes.