The good news is you’ll save a lot of money on shoes.
This is me with World War II movies and documentaries, my with will tell me “you know won”. I’ll tell her “it might turn different this time”
You should be happy seeing all those kids walking the plank.
What for? Well, I need a new boat anchor.
Imagine my disappointment when I fond out they didn’t get a new bare-ista.
The only thing that runs now is my nose.
Bug Off. Works on friends, neighbors and door to door salespeople.
We’re always open. Rain or shine.
Be careful, Playground Lady. The Library Lady has a book club.
Reminds me of a comic with 2 dogs. One says my name is no, no. bad dog. What’s yours?