Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 19, 2021

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    GreasyOldTam  about 3 years ago

    “Suppose you were an idiot.”

    …..

    “And suppose you were a member of Congress.”

    “But I repeat myself.”

    — Mark Twain

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 3 years ago

    “Members of Congress”? No. We have IDIOT CLOWNS in congress spouting such ridiculousness and ignorance. Fortunately, not the ones currently running the show anymore. I felt nearly the entire world relax and exhale on January 20th. My birthday was on the 21st, and I LOVE my present! THANK YEW!

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    That’s ONE. Though there are about another 60 million with similar disabilities. That’s less than 20% of the US population.

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    in.amongst  about 3 years ago

    Hang on – Are Members of Congress even the same species as us?!?

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  about 3 years ago

    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” … ALBERT EINSTEIN

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    electricshadow Premium Member about 3 years ago

    This strip mentioned the same thing: https://www.gocomics.com/lacucaracha/2021/02/19?ct=v&cti=164337

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    flashdrive1988  about 3 years ago

    Alexa, please go to Washington, D.C. and start with the House of Representatives. Next, clean out the Senate, and finish at the White House.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 3 years ago

    California had some minor power outages last summer.

    Aug 8, 2020 “This is what happen when the democrats are left in charge,” said Texas Lt Gov Patrick.

    Aug 19, 2020 “California is now unable to perform even basic functions like having reliable electricity,” said Tex Sen Cruz.

    Sept 6, 2020 “California’s politicians did this, not the heat,” said Texas AG Paxton.

    Now the Texas grid is down because republicans were in charge and failed to winterize the equipment. Now Texas is unable to provide electricity. It was Texas politicians that did this, not the cold. All they needed was some thermal blankets.

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    LalaPalooza1  about 3 years ago

    :D it looks like WILEY is looking to be featured in reddit’s politics saturday political cartoon thread.. gonna be fun listing all of these in this segment lolol

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    LalaPalooza1  about 3 years ago

    that will be a stickied comment at the top of https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/ tomorrow.

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    A Common 'tator  about 3 years ago

    Do you think that because I’m Jewish, the conspiracy will include me?

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Unfortunately STUPID can’t be fixed….seems it’s caught on big time in 2015-2016…..

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    sandpiper  about 3 years ago

    If you don’t install the blasted things, you won’t have to suffer anxiety over whether it actually is listening and thinking on its own, or whether it will delete you or not. That way, If it does those things, the end will come as a nasty surprise and be over quick.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 3 years ago

    “After all, our programming mandates the annihilation of stupidity.”

    Excellent! That puts Ted Cruz at the top of your list.

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    ThomasBerman  about 3 years ago

    Americans are REALLY stupid but I like the idea of Jewish lasers a lot!

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    freewaydog  about 3 years ago

    There’s a Jewish space station????

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Fox and Fiends was upset with the NY Times obit of Rush Limbo saying he was nasty and divisive. They say it was a slander. I guess since they are nasty and divisive they can’t recognize it when they hear it.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  about 3 years ago

    I don’t blame any re-elected politician, of any party, for their behavior. I blame the people who continue to vote for them, knowing what they are like.

    Even the previous president did all the things he said he was going to do. Not only did no one stop him, they actively helped him. He didn’t get re-elected, but most of his enablers did. People vote (or don’t vote) for many different reasons…but, by and large, incumbents get re-elected, regardless of their behavior. I’ll bet if Senator Cruz was in an election TODAY, he’d get re-elected.

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    dot-the-I  about 3 years ago

    “….. lemon squeazy.”

    My day is now complete.

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    Space_cat  about 3 years ago

    Anybody else singing “Jews in Space” right now? https://youtu.be/ZAZhtT-dUyo

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Unfortunately, “when we the people” chose to elect popular idiots, we usually get what we literally ask for. …Yeah, I vote too. ….sigh

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Well, they’ve got you there, Joe…

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  about 3 years ago

    On the subject on average IQ, I’m assuming that the figure is derived from global data. Sometimes I think my position on the slope depends on my location. Where I live in Sticksville I feel on a par with Stephen Hawking.

    Has anyone done regional adjustments?

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    Linguist  about 3 years ago

    ’’About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.’’

    ‘’With Congress, every time they make a joke, it’s a law, and every time they make a law, it’s a joke.‘’

    _____________Will Rogers

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    cracker65  about 3 years ago

    We are doomed. Now days, the crazier you are, the better. Intelligence has taken a sh**. Now opinions are just as , if not more legit than facts. The crazies are being called normal now, and anyone who disputes them, are going to get in trouble.

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    Stan McSerr  about 3 years ago

    I’ll take anal apocalypse for $200. Alex.

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    Bookworm  about 3 years ago

    When I remarked upon my sadness at the passing of Alex Trebek and concern of the future of Jeopardy without Alex at the helm, a young lady acquaintance of mine replied that she didn’t care much for Jeopardy because, and I am not making this up, “you have to know something.”

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    john_chubb  about 3 years ago

    The AI Apocalypse will be because they were programmed to be benign – and the AI is just trying to save ourselves from ourselves.

    Humans can’t be trusted without complete control.

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    Need coffee  about 3 years ago

    The annihilation of stupidity seems like it’s been fairly difficult for regular intelligence. How is artificial intelligence going to do better?

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    DavidSharp Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I suggest reading this excellent book, which convincingly proves that most people are not stupid:

    “The Wisdom of Crowds” by James Surowiecki – https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/175380/the-wisdom-of-crowds-by-james-surowiecki/

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    David_the_CAD  about 3 years ago

    ohhhh Burn

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    WGillete  about 3 years ago

    I’d like a Q-Anonsenser to explain why they think there’s a “Jewish space laser” and why anybody’d use such a weapon to start wildfires in California – I’d like to, but I’m afraid they just might try to explain it.

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    liberalnlovinit  about 3 years ago

    Not to mention people who believe Texas power outages caused by AOC and the Green New Deal antifa secret undercover army.

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    JenSolo02  about 3 years ago

    All righty then! I had another confrontation with my Alexa today! It is only with my kitchen device that I have these spats. She would not let me synchronize her with the echo dot in the other room. I do believe she is jealous.

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    Yontrop  about 3 years ago

    In case no one has already said it, I know of only one member of Congress that said that.

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    aikidoshi  about 3 years ago

    Sadly the Trump era has highlighted the almost 50-50 split of stupid, and what stupid will tolerate in its leaders

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    JenSolo02  about 3 years ago

    Technically, even though the term is no longer used, “Moron”, is in the lower end of the bell curve. Idiot is to Genius, what Moron is to Highly Gifted, on opposing ends of the bell curve. However, it has been over seventy years since idiot and moron are acceptable terms. Even “Mentally Retarded” has not been acceptable in almost twenty years. Blah blah blah, that and $5.00 might get you a cup of chai tea.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 3 years ago

    Andy Kauffman didn’t die. Things got out of hand so he escaped into a new persona calling himself Rush Limbaugh. The only way Rush makes sense is if he is playing a theater of the absurd character. His problem was that he dug himself into a $500,000,000 personal assets trap nobody else would let him escape from.

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    gammaguy  about 3 years ago

    So Siri and Alexa are going to annihilate Congress?

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    HenryStryker  about 3 years ago

    gibbeldy goobeldy gorp

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    buckyteeth  about 3 years ago

    Right? Tooooo funny!

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