Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 13, 2021

Gahatma Mandhi

One time I fed curry spices to sheep and reduced the amount of methane they produce by 41%.

May the Lord be with you.

Steve, you’re too kind! Tonight I have yet another story from the annals of True:

A dentist has been advertising on local radio that he can help you “overcome your insurmountable fear of dentistry.” I was amused, of course. How does one overcome the insurmountable? Later that week I had an appointment to get my teeth cleaned, so I told my hygienist about the spot, emphasizing the word “insurmountable.” She nodded and said, “Oh, that’s good.”

I was taken aback; I thought she would laugh. “Uh, do you know what ‘insurmountable’ means?” I asked her.

“Oh, that’s like a really big fear, right?”

“Right,” I conceded. We went on to other topics…

Who’s got the time to list all ten thousand species of grass?

The curry spice fact isn’t too surprising. A lot of components of curry are known or suspected to improve the speed and efficiency of digestion.

No, no, no. I have his spare glasses that I will sell on ebay for half that amount. And if you don’t believe me, I’ll put his initials on them. /s.

It’s 40% less, but it burns your eyes. and makes your nose run.

They knew they were his glasses; because when you put them on, you could see inward.

That’s a dandhi price for the Gandhi glasses.

Take care, may Punjabi centipede whisperer Mahat’n’mahcoat’ord be with you, and gesundheit.

His name was “Mohandas Gandhi”. “Mahatma” was a nickname given to him. It means “great soul”.

You could replicate and sell his glasses if you had the right specs…see where I went there :-)

Proving the point that ‘a fool and his money are soon parted’.

It’s also known that feeding strychnine to sheep reduces their methane production by 100%

In his seemingly never-ending quest, Willie Nelson has smoked 7.467 species so far.

The pair were personalized Feni glasses for relaxing at the end of the day.

Can’t top watcheratthewall.

Yeah, but does it make for a better lamb curry? MMMMMM lamb curry, it’s what’s for dinner on Monday.

Yeah, but the 60% of methane that’s left is 100% more potent.

Does anyone see the absolute irony here of Gandhi’s glasses going for an absolutely huge sum?

But the sheeps farts will make your eyes water.

The glasses are rose-tinted and help to see the world in a better light…

is there a diet supplement that reduced the amount of methane cows produce? I’m pretty sure we have more cows in the world than sheep

A military friend of mine says there are more than 10,000 species coming out of Afghanistan alone…

I love a good lamb curry.

Couldn’t a DNA test confirm whether the glasses were Gandhi’s?

Here’s a link to the bizarre (to me) story of how the auction house obtained the glasses, and how they decided they were authentic because a guy told them so… I wouldn’t pay $3.40 for something with information that sketchy! (IMO). https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/gandhi-s-glasses-sell-at-auction-for-340k-smashing-estimates/ar-BB17KWUV

I also have a pair of glass that used to be Ghandis. I will offer them for just $300,000.any takers?