Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 10, 2021

Well, woman, if you didn’t buy owl lamps they wouldn’t be staring at the girl now, would they?

And nothing kills romance as fast as kids do.

The best made plans of mice and men often gang a leie ( whatever Scottish phrase that Robbie Burns said).

That’s OK, Girl. It’s when the lamp is staring fixedly at an apparently empty corner that you need to worry.

Happy Bowentine, Mommy.

Okay, hallucinations or bad dreams are terrible things to have. But fortunately, this hallucinations had never happened to me. Can anyone tell who has hallucinations? Hope none of you have.

Date night needs to be out of the house! Or those steaks will disappear without human assistance.

Obviously dinner was too early.

“The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men gang a-gley” To A Mouse by Robert Burns. And ain’t it the truth!!!

Sorry! Gang aft a-gley…

I know what happens to candle flames. That one is doomed.

St Valentine has no chance against the demon distractions of Children…

So it looks like it will be dinner for 4 thought the robber mice might help themselves to a fabulous meal if the Woman and the Man get too distracted with the Boy and the Girl.

The Boy, the Girl – oh, and let’s not forget Elvis!

A wild Girl appeared! (cue Pokemon battle music)

The lamp … it’s looking at me.

Never trust the lamps.

Don’t worry about the lamp, kid. The monster under your bed will get him.

Don’t worry, those steaks will definitely not go to waste.

This is why you have locks on the OUTSIDE of the bedroom doors. >:D

In case the tweet on the bottom of the page changes….

https://twitter.com/GeorgiaDunnBCN/status/1359326880969621507

Coming up on the anniversary of Puck’s Gotcha Day with photo of kitten Puck. Congrats to Puck and the whole family.

Love the Man’s cable knit sweater!

Bill Withers and Grover Washington, Jr.: Just the Two of Us

I see a table set for two

And some time for me and you

A lovely evening for romance

Oh wait, the girl just needs a drink

And the boy needs time to think

But soon it will be our chance

…….

Just the two of us

Soon we’ll both sit down to dine

Just the two of us

(Just the two of us)

Just the two of us

Soon everything will be fine

Just the two of us

You and I

…….

Elvis reporting on events

On the table where he went

And no bedtime seemed to be

Good things might come to those who wait

But the evening’s not so great

Until it’s just us two, you see

…….

Just the two of us

Soon we’ll both sit down to dine

Just the two of us

(Just the two of us)

Just the two of us

Soon everything will be fine

Just the two of us

You and I

…….

A table set for only two

And some time for me and you

A lovely evening for romance

I’ll be right back, the steaks will keep

The kids will soon be fast asleep

And we will soon have our chance!

…….

Just the eight of us

Four humans and four cats

Just the eight of us

(Just the eight of us)

Just the eight of us

We might as well all take a nap

Just the eight of us!

Well, I wouldn’t want a lamp looking at me either.

I hate it when my lamp looks at me

This ensures that the romance won’t eventually lead to having to share their parents with more siblings.

Do they have no grandparents, these kids? :-o

Soooo Much for ‘Some Enchanted Evening!’ … :)

My lamp is looking at me? funny!!!

I mean, what did you expect to happen?

Kids, the universal diveder.

the man looks so sad in that last panel.

Kids are always sleeplessly curious when something “special” is going on after bedtime. I blame Santa Claus. :)

“My lamp is looking at me!”

Children are the best contraceptives in the world. Pets come in second.

It’s “gang aft agley”.

And also, there’s nothing to worry about your lamp looking at you, little girl, but watch out if the lamp is touching you.

Happy 10th anniversary to Pucks adoption! Blessings to those who adopt our animal kindred.

How long before we lady mondegreen ? ;-)

Obviously, the kids feel the family is large enough as it is and don’t want the Woman and Man to get any funny ideas or have an accident.

Go back to bed! NOW!

I can take my lamp looking at me…but its the clock that I shouldn’t turn my back on.

The secret is cocktails before dinner—for the kids.

(No, I don’t really advocate this.)

Remarkably cat-like they are.

This is why couples with kids don’t do romantic evenings at home. and the current atmosphere, give them up altogether.

OT: Funny Zoom Meeting

If you guys missed it, there’s a picture of baby Pucky on BCN instagram. What a beautiful little kitten!

They’d have been better off doing this on Jan. 25th. St Dwynwen’s day. Welsh saint. Patron Saint of Lovers and Sick Animals.

So much for a romantic dinner.

What’s worse is when your lamp talks about you behind your back.

That’s just GREAT there, kiddo!! …

Now you’ve given Pixar the idea for the next computer animated HORROR MOVIE !! … :)

Don’t tell me you didn’t think this would happen.

“natural” contraception in action….

seems the family will be capped at 2 kids.