May 09, 2024
May 03, 2024
Sure Jon. Make it worse!
The Weird Al presents again.
Jon’s polka playing, is just as bad as Jed Clampett’s cousin Pearls yodellin’.
where’s my Bazooka?!
Obviously, Jon is wearing his polka striped pyjamas.
Monday?! Uh-Oh! I’m out! And that’s all, polks…
Garfield’s living with a hernia.
Jon’s gone off the deep end.
garfield, quick! call thhe S.W.A.T.. squad!
Mondayitis is contagious.
that’ll be waking EVERYONE up!
Mama’s got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when daddy comes home
He never gets no rest… ~ The Who..
Yikes, is anything worse than hearing ‘I got dem Monday morning accordion polka playin BLUES.’
Oh no, but polka isn’t that bad
“Perfect Pitch” – Throwing a banjo into a Dumpster and it hits an accordian.
As if Garfield’s Monday morning wasn’t bad enough…
Obviously Jon was brought up with the Lawrence Welk & Myron Floren influence … (as I was)
Everybody Polka!! Da da da, da da da
It could be worse, much worse. Jon could fancy himself as a rapper.
Stop me if you’ve heard this before; but at a nephew’s wedding reception, to a lovely, but decidedly pudgy girl, the D.J. played the You Can Take Her I Don’t Want Her She’s Too Fat For Me polka – as God is my witness.
Ah…just another monday…
Garfield needs to work on his polka face.
Monday comes in many forms, today it was Polka
Jon needs to shave
There is not enough coffee in the world to fix that.
I almost forgot that Jon likes to polka…Yeah, Garfield, Monday strikes you again. :(
OH THE HORROR! MAKE IT STOP! WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?!?!
NOT BEFORE COFFEE!!
The world accordion to Garf.
It’s the start of a new month. Therefore, Garfield hates it more. Mondays + new month = BAD STUFF
Way to make Mondays even worst, Jon.
He could apply for a job at Miller Park doing the 7th inning stretch.
Could be worse. …Jon could have learned how to play baby shark on that accordion.
Why does this strip always treat accordions like they’re the pariah of the instrument family?
A Polka, probably Polish or Russian music?
Yes folks, it’s Yosh and Jon (?) Schmenge! ☺
Garfield is thinking a few hundred dozen donuts…
Polka Mondays!
Roll out the barrel,
We’ll have a barrel of fun!
Roll out the barrel.. everyone join in….!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
We need the Chicken Dance!
Ok, even I’M with Garfield on this one.
I know how you feel, Garfield
My Monday sucked too
OH NO!!!! NOT THE ACORDIAN!!!!
I prefer bagpipes at dawn.
I just went to YouTube and found that there is such a thing as The Monday Morning Polka, covered by 3 or 4 different bands.
What the heck. Can’t hurt…..
Jon should get together with Steve Urkel
I love listening to polka whether it is on my radio or on “The Lawrence Welk Show”. #festivemood #polkafan :)
You wouldn’t want a hangover, when Jon starts playing polka music.
roll out the barrel, we’ll have a barrel of fun …
Hahahahahaha! Serves you right Garfield.
I was gonna refer to Weird Al here, too, so I’ll just link to two newer videos by him that are fun …
Word Crimes – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc
Tacky – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o
Best “Garfield” in recent memory. Made me laugh.
Sorry, Monday just prefers to watch you suffer.
Been a while since we had a bad monday
codycab about 3 years ago
Sure Jon. Make it worse!
LiamG.P about 3 years ago
The Weird Al presents again.
BJ40 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Jon’s polka playing, is just as bad as Jed Clampett’s cousin Pearls yodellin’.
willispate about 3 years ago
where’s my Bazooka?!
Imagine about 3 years ago
Obviously, Jon is wearing his polka striped pyjamas.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 3 years ago
Monday?! Uh-Oh! I’m out! And that’s all, polks…
BJ40 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Garfield’s living with a hernia.
BJ40 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Jon’s gone off the deep end.
I love NASA! Founder of T.C.C., PEACEKEEPER about 3 years ago
garfield, quick! call thhe S.W.A.T.. squad!
BJ40 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Mondayitis is contagious.
clownbuckle about 3 years ago
that’ll be waking EVERYONE up!
DaveG1960 about 3 years ago
Mama’s got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when daddy comes home
He never gets no rest… ~ The Who..
dcdete. about 3 years ago
Yikes, is anything worse than hearing ‘I got dem Monday morning accordion polka playin BLUES.’
Johnny Appleseed about 3 years ago
Oh no, but polka isn’t that bad
John Wiley Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Perfect Pitch” – Throwing a banjo into a Dumpster and it hits an accordian.
jagedlo about 3 years ago
As if Garfield’s Monday morning wasn’t bad enough…
mrcooncat about 3 years ago
Obviously Jon was brought up with the Lawrence Welk & Myron Floren influence … (as I was)
PaulAbbott2 about 3 years ago
Everybody Polka!! Da da da, da da da
Kaputnik about 3 years ago
It could be worse, much worse. Jon could fancy himself as a rapper.
Geophyzz about 3 years ago
Stop me if you’ve heard this before; but at a nephew’s wedding reception, to a lovely, but decidedly pudgy girl, the D.J. played the You Can Take Her I Don’t Want Her She’s Too Fat For Me polka – as God is my witness.
DafnaFradkin about 3 years ago
Ah…just another monday…
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Garfield needs to work on his polka face.
Cedar the squirrel about 3 years ago
Monday comes in many forms, today it was Polka
Clarence about 3 years ago
Jon needs to shave
blakerl about 3 years ago
There is not enough coffee in the world to fix that.
Firestar about 3 years ago
I almost forgot that Jon likes to polka…Yeah, Garfield, Monday strikes you again. :(
AustinKniga-Bartlett about 3 years ago
OH THE HORROR! MAKE IT STOP! WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?!?!
Lydushka about 3 years ago
NOT BEFORE COFFEE!!
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
The world accordion to Garf.
Nougat about 3 years ago
It’s the start of a new month. Therefore, Garfield hates it more. Mondays + new month = BAD STUFF
A R V reader about 3 years ago
Way to make Mondays even worst, Jon.
joeatwork212 about 3 years ago
He could apply for a job at Miller Park doing the 7th inning stretch.
timinwsac Premium Member about 3 years ago
Could be worse. …Jon could have learned how to play baby shark on that accordion.
CaveCat87 about 3 years ago
Why does this strip always treat accordions like they’re the pariah of the instrument family?
DavBlc7 about 3 years ago
A Polka, probably Polish or Russian music?
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
Yes folks, it’s Yosh and Jon (?) Schmenge! ☺
paranormal about 3 years ago
Garfield is thinking a few hundred dozen donuts…
GiantShetlandPony about 3 years ago
Polka Mondays!
Roll out the barrel,
We’ll have a barrel of fun!
Roll out the barrel.. everyone join in….!
Francis pope . about 3 years ago
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Scott S about 3 years ago
We need the Chicken Dance!
Thinkingblade about 3 years ago
Ok, even I’M with Garfield on this one.
CappyKidBoy about 3 years ago
I know how you feel, Garfield
TheTunedGamer about 3 years ago
My Monday sucked too
GabeGamer supports Ukraine about 3 years ago
OH NO!!!! NOT THE ACORDIAN!!!!
PatsyL.Paul about 3 years ago
I prefer bagpipes at dawn.
Charlie Fogwhistle about 3 years ago
I just went to YouTube and found that there is such a thing as The Monday Morning Polka, covered by 3 or 4 different bands.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
What the heck. Can’t hurt…..
JesseLouisMartinez about 3 years ago
Jon should get together with Steve Urkel
AndyMoser about 3 years ago
I love listening to polka whether it is on my radio or on “The Lawrence Welk Show”. #festivemood #polkafan :)
BJ40 Premium Member about 3 years ago
You wouldn’t want a hangover, when Jon starts playing polka music.
theincrediblebulk about 3 years ago
roll out the barrel, we’ll have a barrel of fun …
WentBrown about 3 years ago
Hahahahahaha! Serves you right Garfield.
rgcviper about 3 years ago
I was gonna refer to Weird Al here, too, so I’ll just link to two newer videos by him that are fun …
Word Crimes – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc
Tacky – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o
Best “Garfield” in recent memory. Made me laugh.
LordVoldemort about 3 years ago
Sorry, Monday just prefers to watch you suffer.
Pets of the comics about 3 years ago
Been a while since we had a bad monday