Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 15, 2021

Do you have a voucher? Maybe check the specials.

Discount on returned merchandise.

Two for the price of one.

Sorry Ralph…no. She needs another wine & to continue the search.

Ralph is in tune with the environment, the vibe.

It’s a challenge, you can fix him! Start w/factory updates and work from there!

He just needs a new battery!

Extra baggage not needed at this time!

Find your very own Steve Carell.

Attention women. Don’t buy a Jeep and think you can convert it into a Cadillac. He’ll only end up miserable. What you see is what you get. Take it as is or move on.

Is that back stabbing Ted from the Dilbert strip? That liar is bad news.

Where’s the button to have him contact you when he has an emotional epiphany? There it is. It’s labeled “Don’t hold your breath.” :)

Ask me sometime about the client who wound up with his friend’s Russian mail order bride. Hilarity (and lawsuits) ensued.

Can she get a discount on damaged goods?

Mail order brides worked just fine on all those westerns when I was a boy.

Emotionally detached.

Is there a money-back guarantee? or at least a trial period…