Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 04, 2021

Protest rum distillers. Why should a mole care about this? Because rum is made from mole-asses.

A common definition of goals are actions and milestones along the path to realizing your vision of your desired destination.

Moles, however, are not known for keen vision.

Making mountains … eventually ….

The stakes are high and so am I. Judy and her hidden mole. Help, help me tonight, things are out of sight but there’s Judy and her hidden mole.

After he gave up the plan of being a double agent in a secret intelligence agency, he decided he just wanted to dig a burrow under a field. That became his field goal.

I thought the hole was the soul goal of the mole. My great grandfather was a farmer, and he hated moles cause they were always digging holes in his dikes, much to his dislike. I guess moles don’t like to swim; maybe that’s why you never see them at the beach. Hey, there’s a goal for ya mole- learn to swim, or maybe surf, even scuba dive, right down to the bottom and burrow in. Next thing you know, you pop up in France, maybe Bordeaux, meet a cute frog and move into a chateau. But honestly, it’s hard to set goals without hopes and dreams; poor little mole.

Hey, I support moles in their goal-orientated ventures, lame as their game may seem to me, but it looks as though the page had once been dog-eared… >screeching brakes!!<

I have a cat without a mat.

…another word for spy is mole…

…I dogear paperback Dollar Tree science fiction books just because I know I shouldn’t…ok…

…that’s a downright lie…

…I don’t even write in the margins…

…but why not?…

…I love reading other people’s notes from used books…

…underlined…

…highlighted…

…the book cost a freakin’ dollar…

…it’s a dust collector before and after I read it…

…many years ago I decided to give people books for MLK Day…

…it hasn’t caught on but I still do it…

…but I guess I will have to mole this one over…

That mole just needs motivation. I know a cat that loves to motivate moles as their life coach.

I once saw a mole, dig his way across the yard, when all of a sudden, he came upon a tree! He momentarily stopped, then he proceeded to GO AROUND THE TREE, AND CONTINUED HIS JOURNEY into my neighbors yard! I waved GOOD BYE hoping he would never return! There are many short tails to tell and I’m having a book signing at the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory! My book of “Mole Tales” Second edition will be there for all to purchase for a low price of $14.99. A free box of Mothballs to the first 50 people! See ya there!

Directions: match the item in the left column with the item in the right column that it needs.

1. Dog A. Bed

2. Mole B. Bone

3. Cat C. Goal

4. Me D. Less time on my hands

A mole is, in the International System, the base unit used in representing an amount of a substance, equal to the amount of that substance that contains as many atoms, molecules, ions, or other elementary units as the number of atoms in 0.012 kilogram of carbon-12. The number is 6.0221 × 1023, or Avogadro’s number.

Avogadro’s Number would be a good name for an ungoaled mole.

The mole hit the green in 2 strokes. The gopher hit the green in 3 strokes.

Different strokes for different folks.

“Can you dig it?”

For those taking chemistry class, June 2 is known as Mole Day. (Think about it.)

WHACK!

אנקה H604: mole/ferret, not to be confused with chili mole’ sauce.

Goals for a Mole?

A 5K

Holy Mole Sauce is a long project, but the results are pretty outstanding. I used my version to make delicious chicken and cheese enchiladas.

4 cloves garlic

1 medium onion

3 small tomatoes

8 black peppercorns

1 stick cinnamon

1 teaspoon whole cumin seeds

1 teaspoon fennel seeds

1 teaspoon red pepper flakes

2 tablespoons sesame seeds

6 dried ancho peppers

3 dried pasilla peppers

2 cups hot water

2 tablespoons almonds

1/4 cup peanuts

1/4 cup pecans

1/4 cup raisins

5-6 cups chicken stock

1 plantain or unripe banana

4 corn tortillas

3 ounces Mexican Chocolate (Ibarra is good)

1/4 cup lard

1 whole chicken

8-10 cups water

1 onion, quartered

2 stalks celery

2 carrots, chopped

10 black peppercorns

2 dried ancho peppers

The base of mole sauce is actually chicken stock, not garden moles.

I just tossed all the stock ingredients above in a large pot and let it simmer for around three hours.

The finished stock was a dark color and had a great flavor.

https://www.macheesmo.com/homemade-mole-sauce/

moles’ goals are holes

Moles need holes so they can poke moles with poles.

Dig they must.

Moles may have mental issues.

This mole is an Exhibitionist, perfectly content to be displayed for all to ogle on Sister’s page. It is a kind of molish pornography. But, hey, a mole’s gotta earn a living, even if as a porn model….

Maude? It’s that cute naked mole! He’s streaking again! Don’t look at Day 2!

…gender reveal rolls…

…pink on the inside if it’s a girl…

…and white if it’s a boy…

…became a Froglandia tradition in 2003…

…created by the We Don’t See Colour Rainbow Cookie company…

…in honour of Three’s Company ’s John Ritter…

…are now a staple for more than Gender reveal parties…

…in what the company is calling a roll reversal

…anyone can buy either flavor at anytime…

…in an odd quirk…

…it seems that tree trimmers like the pink insides better than the traditional male white cream…

…and school teachers like them the fresher the better…

…day old rolls- while still quite as flakey- are always at half price…

…and just as good with a shot of expresso or two…

I rolled a mole in my car…

Hit it when my headlights were off at the crack of dawn.

Got hung up in car and away we went. Glad it wasn’t a skunk.

Should have taken a left at Albuquerque.