Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 09, 2021

“We are sooooo…. sorry! We blame the Mice! That rope being cut… was purely an ‘accident’.”

Right!

Do they have to share their boat with the other blood-suckers?

That rope looks too tort.

I thought sharks could swim?

Unicorns or lawyers…think hard Noah, you only have one chance…

Boat load of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean: a good start

Is it all about lawyers and their little dinghies?

A snack for the bears?

On the one hand you have self serving lawyers like Rudy Giuliani, Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz. On the other hand you have the self sacrificing lawyers of the ACLU and Southern Poverty Law Center. It’s like every profession with good and bad individuals. Lawyers are a popular target but what will you do if your new neighbor, who happens to be an unreasonable jerk, builds a fence five feet into your property while you’re on vacation and refuses to move it?

And that’s when they determined what they should do with all of the Ark’s waste matter!

Well our gas has jumped 43 cents a gallon since the election. Thanks to all you liberals.

But they sure don’t have to worry about Shark Attacks due to professional courtesy.

Now we know how lawyers (from whom descended presumably other breeds of two-legged parasite) survived the flood…

Damn! It was a breeding pair.

The law and justice: two different things.

Huh. …shrug. I always thought the devil took care of his own.

cut the rope !

Come on now, not all lawyers are bad. It’s the 99% that spoil it for the rest.

My first thought was “Florida Man”

Cheap shot Wiley. You are much better than this.

Tear it down and sue for the costs associated with that.

With the ACLU and SPLC you have chosen to call Evil good.

Contemplating the sad state we’re in, reminded me of a James Clavell novel. King Rat. Clavell’s first work and a very good one. Set in a Japanese prison camp, WW2. It was made into a movie, with George Segal. A novel I recommend highly.

(I know it’s off topic, sometimes you just want to share.)

Lawyers are the modern form of the Old West’s “hired gun.” Some have no morals, some are insane, and some are actually interested in doing what’s right.

Fortunately for the tasty species, Noah didn’t allow the lawyers on board.

Our price hasn’t changed at all.

Wiley gets it. Lawyers, as a group, most certainly are a superior species.

Enjoy the boat, chum.

eguinn47 What a dumbass!

Lawyers are serpents, aren’t they?

Everyone who ever made a Lawyer/Shark joke knows that Lawyers are a separate species.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Gasoline and crude oil is bought and sold on the world’s commodity markets. The gasoline in retail markets now would have been "priced"" months or years ago.

Well, yeah to ensure that gasoline, flour, wheat, sugar, corn, beef, etc) will be available at a reasonable price year round, Liberals created commodity markets. To the best of my memory, the Japanese rice futures market has been in operation since the 1600s.

If you haven’t noticed, Europe is having unprecedented cold weather, so more heating oil is required.

So you have a supply of gasoline readily available at a reasonable price, much, much cheaper than the rest of the world.

You are welcome.

We actually measure our fuel economy on how many polar bears to maple syrup you get.

WHY ARE YOU WEIRDOS READING THIS ELEGANT CARTOON? wHO ARE YOU….ECHO CHAMBER.