I see.
That’s stupid. True love is blind.
Is your marriage better now . . . or now?
How about now . . . or now?
He’s about to make a spectacle of himself…
Let’s see how he does with the fine print!!!
Either way, I’ll take her, and hopefully she feels the same way.
He gets credit just for spelling it right
♫ I can see clearly now, the wedding’s off. I can see all the pimples on your face ♫
The “I do take Alicia” is easy to read, but you should be careful about the fine print.
“You’re 20/20.” “Arghhh! I thought we agreed we won’t talk about that year!”
They may last longer if you correct him to 20/40.
“They say hindsight’s always 20/20…looking back, it’s still a bit fuzzy”…
Sometimes I wonder if the optometrist is messing with me when he asks, “Which is better, A or B?”; that he is pretending to flip the lens, when in reality he’s showing the same one again.
Comedian Brian Regan on eye exams.: https://youtu.be/v8GMFkc3iSA
The “I’s do” have it!
‘Which is better, number 1, or number 2..?’
The courtship went by in a blur.
Now they’re just creating a spectacle
This Will Not End Well
Which is better “C” or “D?” And remember beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
Make sure to fit him with those rose colored glasses.
Have to keep the groom from losing focus and developing a wandering eye.
Insert New Years resolution joke here…
How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 or 2? 3 or 4? 5 or 6?
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two? One or two?
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
I see.
marilynnbyerly over 3 years ago
That’s stupid. True love is blind.
Bilan over 3 years ago
Is your marriage better now . . . or now?
How about now . . . or now?
PICTO over 3 years ago
He’s about to make a spectacle of himself…
SHIVA over 3 years ago
Let’s see how he does with the fine print!!!
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
Either way, I’ll take her, and hopefully she feels the same way.
Out of the Past over 3 years ago
He gets credit just for spelling it right
nosirrom over 3 years ago
♫ I can see clearly now, the wedding’s off. I can see all the pimples on your face ♫
uniquename over 3 years ago
The “I do take Alicia” is easy to read, but you should be careful about the fine print.
kartis over 3 years ago
“You’re 20/20.” “Arghhh! I thought we agreed we won’t talk about that year!”
Andrew Sleeth over 3 years ago
They may last longer if you correct him to 20/40.
Amra Leo over 3 years ago
“They say hindsight’s always 20/20…looking back, it’s still a bit fuzzy”…
J Short over 3 years ago
Sometimes I wonder if the optometrist is messing with me when he asks, “Which is better, A or B?”; that he is pretending to flip the lens, when in reality he’s showing the same one again.
J Short over 3 years ago
Comedian Brian Regan on eye exams.: https://youtu.be/v8GMFkc3iSA
iggyman over 3 years ago
The “I’s do” have it!
Lady loves a joke over 3 years ago
‘Which is better, number 1, or number 2..?’
jel354 over 3 years ago
The courtship went by in a blur.
Digital Frog over 3 years ago
Now they’re just creating a spectacle
tomcarroll67 Premium Member over 3 years ago
This Will Not End Well
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Which is better “C” or “D?” And remember beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Make sure to fit him with those rose colored glasses.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
Have to keep the groom from losing focus and developing a wandering eye.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
Insert New Years resolution joke here…
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 or 2? 3 or 4? 5 or 6?
BWR over 3 years ago
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two? One or two?