Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 24, 2020

Unwrapped and then laid…

laid under the tree with great care…

Not touching this one.

“I know what he wants. I just don’t know how to wrap it!”

She’s a three bow package.

The pine needles might be a problem.

She is probably a real Doll who says cute things when you push her button. But be warned, she costs a Lot to maintain.

Be careful around the balls

Re-gifting again?

Your Spoiling Me John , First a Very Tasty Ginger now a Rich Blonde, Oh Lord ! Thank you ! MERRY CHRISTMAS !

Well done.

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By someone in stockings well hung from the chimney with care.

I now know where I want to spend my Hanukkah gelt.

Laid under or rocked around, it’s all the same to me.

Merry Christmas, John and everybody!

Suddenly an idea using duct tape during the wrapping came to mind.

I’d be hung by the chimney.

You’ve outdone yourself, John. A very merry and safe Christmas to you and your family.

I’D like to get laid under the tree….or anywhere ELSE!

Must be a table top tree…or a floor model with the lower branches trimmed ….to fit the gift wrapped beauty!

MERRY CHRISTMAS JOHN!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Two out of three is bad…but three out of three is badder.

Did you notice her gift label? “Open Me First!” Best of health and happiness to John and his followers.

I would unwrap that beautiful gift and give joy to her world!

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Don’t get sap (a sap?) on your Holly Wreath! ☺

Don’t put to much care into the wrapping. I am just going to rip it off anyway

Not a gift to unwrap in front of family, especially the wife and in-laws. . . . . . Actually, I don’t know where I’d be able to unwrap her.

Ring ring ring went the Christmas bells.