Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2020

There’s probably an app to get a pillow and a blanket.

“Tonight, I’ll be eating whatever didn’t fall on the floor.”

I get the food delivery through the window, but what about delivery to the bathroom?

Sounds good to me.

Now that’s what I call a big mac attack.

Grandpa! You smell like delicious bacon!

Funny thing is, many of the bad things will disappear as soon as enough people say they don’t want them.

We drove 20 miles to Carrabbas to pick up our food order tonight. It was worth the drive. Unfortunately, my small town doesn’t have any really ‘good’ restaurants, although we do order from them. And I like to try to help them all stay in business. Plus I’m not crazy about cooking – too many years of doing that, lol.

All well and good until you need dental or medical care.

He must have a cash flow ap.

Rodent, swine miscegenation; worse than dogs, cats living together!

I’m too old. It never ceases to amaze me how the young generation seems to be able to afford-or justify- overspending to get food delivered. Using debit instead of credit, to boot.

I was chatting with the owner of my local DQ and he told me that they had an order go out with DoorDash for ONE blizzard that cost the guy $21. Insane. A local pizza shop tells me he gets SKIP the Dishes orders for single slices.

Wait for rat to order beer kegs.

If you don’t want to get out of bed, I don’t even want to know what you would do instead of getting out of bed to use the bathroom.

Next thing you know, they’ll be joined by Zebra, Goat, the Crocs, Commander Duck, and Snuffles.

Anything to avoid reality!

Get a TV,game system,and alcohol and I’m there.

Whichever burger that is, it’s going to end up being a Sloppy Joe.

Aah, one of those false bottom short french-fry buckets.

Tax the rich, feed the poor‘Til there are no rich no moreI’d love to change the worldBut I don’t know what to do

Only time Rat and Pig have slept together.

um, sanitary facilities?

All you need is cash.

Normally I just roll with the comics, but for some reason, today I’m going to get on the soap box. It’s just the funny pages after all: I get it. We are all down in the dumps etc etc. Until good people get out there and make change, it’s going to stay the way it is. Good times make weak men. Weak men make hard times. (you are here) Hard times make strong men. Strong men make good times.

He’s going to have to get of bed to pick up the food off the floor

Wimps!!!!!

Bathroom = amateur. Professional wimps use a bed pan.

“UBER EATS!!”

I don’t eat in bed. Food.

This seems like paradise.

Well Pig what you want and what you get depends on you ;-) … Croc Power !

Pig, just hang in there till 12:00 pm 1/1/21

Not too shabby, Pig. But a little exercise (besides going to your bathroom) would probably be a Good Thing. Have the food delivered to your front door: less messy, more exercise=win/win….

No tip for the delivery boy ?

Sure, but you have to provide your own bedpan.

When I see all the different statistics and figures being thrown around, I think of an old saying, figures lie and liars figure.

What, they don’t put the food in a bag? Or wrap the burger before putting it in the bag?