Jon I could tell you who makes the rules. But then we’d have to wipe your mind and the tech is gimmicky at best. How do you feel about potentially loosing the past 30 years of your life?
The only mystery here is how Jon and Liz have been dating for 14 years. Why don’t they hurry up and marry each other? It would freshen up a stagnant strip!
One of the local churches broadcasts Sunday services on the same station where I get 5:00 news. They run “reminder” ads during the news, saying “join us for unspeakable joy.” OK, but if they talk about it, is it still unspeakable?
codycab over 3 years ago
Actually, it’s Mystery Inc.
Wilde Bill over 3 years ago
Work on being a man, first, Jon. Mystery can come later. Maybe.
Say What? Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, that’s the mystery, isn’t it, Jon?
I Mad Am I over 3 years ago
“Humble” is not much better!
Imagine over 3 years ago
It’s a mystery to me.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m a man of manifest mundanity. (Is that a thing? I feel that should be a thing.)
chain gang charlie over 3 years ago
Those “mystery police” butt in everywhere…
BJ40 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Jon, James Jon, double-o nothing.
SamuelMeasa over 3 years ago
Jon I could tell you who makes the rules. But then we’d have to wipe your mind and the tech is gimmicky at best. How do you feel about potentially loosing the past 30 years of your life?
nosirrom over 3 years ago
I can see that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vsANcS4Ml8
But he’ll need a theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHjoi_0YhGA
hammytech over 3 years ago
The mystery is what she sees in him.. Hmmmmm…
DaveG1960 over 3 years ago
It’s a mystery that he survives …
Purple People Eater over 3 years ago
Who makes up these rules? It’s a mystery.
Geophyzz over 3 years ago
That’s like a license plate I saw, “BMWCOOL”. Cool people don’t need to tell you they’re cool.
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Funny, Jon…you look nothing like Austin Powers…
rdav1248961 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Garfield is so mysterious that he was able to guest in today’s Pearls Before Swine without Jon noticing.
The Collector over 3 years ago
But I thought the mystery police were also a mystery.
jslabotnik over 3 years ago
Well, then, try being a Man of La Mancha. Or man of means by no means
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
First rule of Mystery Man is never talk about Mystery Man.
cubswin2016 over 3 years ago
Who does Jon think he is, Sherlock Holmes?
mail2jbl over 3 years ago
The only mystery here is how Jon and Liz have been dating for 14 years. Why don’t they hurry up and marry each other? It would freshen up a stagnant strip!
CarmineBazile over 3 years ago
Just like magicians, they never reveal their magics.
bignatefantic21 over 3 years ago
Who’s here after garfield made a cameo in today’s pearls before swine strip
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
If you tell them, the mystery is over….
Mr. Reader over 3 years ago
How very mysterious.
andersjg Premium Member over 3 years ago
There’s somebody out there policing everything these days.
dadlivonia over 3 years ago
It’s a mystery that Liz ever dated him at all
gammaguy over 3 years ago
That was a typo in his word balloon.
He’s really a man of hystery.
CaveCat87 over 3 years ago
“There’s a man who leads a life of danger…” but unfortunately, Jon is not that man.
Rabies65 over 3 years ago
One of the local churches broadcasts Sunday services on the same station where I get 5:00 news. They run “reminder” ads during the news, saying “join us for unspeakable joy.” OK, but if they talk about it, is it still unspeakable?
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Mystery Police = Dream Police? Or is a cheap trick being played on Jon?
Cute IceCream over 3 years ago
Nu did u hear garfield says the mIsTeRy pOlICe
Cedar the squirrel over 3 years ago
Could’ve been a loophole
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
I thought it was the Illuminati …
AustinKniga-Bartlett over 3 years ago
Who IS that man?
Tech O Hogue(RESIDENT DUCK) over 3 years ago
Too much cool drip from my man of mystery
JON ARBUCKLE, disco king. over 3 years ago
Garfield, knowledge king.
LordVoldemort over 3 years ago
Yes, but also everyone smart.