Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 02, 2020

Hippies taste like bong resin.

Don’t throw him away so early. You might want the calories later.

(Singing) “Always look on the bright side of life” (now whistle…)

Is he using a tanning foil reflector or is he reading a large tri-fold brochure?

Oh, yeah. Smokers go first.

Inflatable boats act like bouncy castles! Boing! There he goes early to the fishies! (Snark!)

As Spock would say, logic dictates that the largest person gets eaten first.

Wouldn’t this be an interesting law to watch being enforced aboard cruise ships!

He doesn’t look very tasty; they’re liable to throw him back.

That should scare off the sharks.

Must be a lawyer. The sharks don’t bother him

To the sharks, that raft is one big doughnut with toppings

The Gop should get rid of the orange orifice to save themselves but they wont because of , you know, trump death cult!

If he keeps waving his feet over the side of the raft, the shark’s will help themselves.

How cruel to the sharks….

Here’s the guy who refuses to let the situation get him down. He’ll relax and work on his tan rather than succumbing to panic. And what do the pessimists want to do because he refuses to share their fear? Throwing out the voice of calm won’t change the situation.

Timely advice for the President and First Lady, who the headlines today tell us are queued up and ready to take one for the team. Go, COVID, GO!

How did they get that flag pole to stand up without putting a hole in the boat?

Making the best of a situation (however temporary and possibly stupid) is annoying ? I guess it is to those that would rather wallow and fret on the negative, missing the outside chance for positive…

Looks to me like Barry’s just making the most of a bad situation.

Why weren’t we informed of this during the debate?

Although 45 MIGHT be able hide – he’d blend in with the raft.

But he’d have to keep keep his mouth shut so – nevermind.

The next to go is the “lifeboat lawyer”.

“Hey, man, what’s your plan?

What was that you said?

Suntanned, drink in hand, lying there in bed.

I tried to socialize but I can’t seem to find

What I was looking for. Got something on my mind."

—Ian Anderson

Most annoying? That would be Trump an the rest of his family.

There are no periods in SOS. It means “help” but does not stand for anything: not “save out ship”, nor “save our souls”. It was first adopted by Germany, so why would it have an English meaning? It was adopted because it was easily recognized in Morse code ( dididit dahdahdah dididit, I tried to do periods and minus signs but the software autocorrected it ) while the earlier distress signal CQD ( dahdidahdit dahdahdidah dahdidit ) required a telegrapher. Remember, radio telegraphy was around long before voice over radio and the FCC didn’t stop issuing radiotelegraph licenses until 2013.

Long pig tartare.

Barry should have Shared the Ice Cubes.

If it doesn’t, it should

Where is his leaf blower? He needs to be holding a leaf blower.

Those feet hanging over the side might tempt the sharks to accept the sacrifice at any moment.

Especially if they’re lawyers.