Clay Jones for August 27, 2020

Oh, I think the Conways are really all one big happy family. Daddy, Mommy and daughter, behind closed doors, are all very much on the same page.

Some have asked how Kellyanne CONjob and her husband, George Conway, can get along with their supposed “differences” about Trump. I am pretty sure that, behind closed doors, they are totally on the same page. Kellyanne is reported to be the most aggressive leaker in the White House according to various recent “tell-all” books by insiders, but Trump likes her because she is willing to stand up to any microphone and spin anything on behalf of her client.

Kellyanne goes where the money is. She will say anything for money. $130,000?

Before she became Donald Trump’s political hired mouthpiece she was spokesperson representing Ted Cruz, during their very nasty squabble in the primaries. I would love for some media people to show her these clips now and ask if she was lying then or lying and spinning for hire now. Or just lying all the time. Here is what she said about DONALD TRUMP in the primaries when she represented Ted Cruz running against him.

https://www.facebook.com/OccupyDemocrats/videos/1390867671006283/

Kellyanne will say anything for money, and Jerry Fallwell Jr would probably love to watch from the corner.

Well, she was extremely good at the Gish gallop, spewing lies so quickly you couldn’t get a word in edgewise, let alone fact check.

I kind of hope she’s on the same page with George and their daughter, since she knows so much about the maladministration.

Jerry Junior’s unzip is a nice touch.

The actual photograph was supposedly taken at a Trailer Park Boys themed party.

I suspect that a disproportionate segment of Falwell/Trump supporters are denizens of such.

(And yes, I am aware of the Canadian TV show / parody.)

Why not call on The Messiah himself?

After three marriages he oughtta be an expert.

Wit’ no drawers on.

Great job Clay, As usual right ON! Jr’ next stop, the dark house.

Welcome to the USA, where TV “celebrities” vie to be “national leaders” and national leaders vie to be TV “celebrities.” Pretty much like they vie to be vile and succeed only at that.

Kellyanne Con-away and Ferry Jellwell Jr. are just the tip of the hypocritical iceberg.

And Ms. Falwell is now decrying that people are judging her harshly, not forgiving her actions. Eviljellicle much?

So, when does Kellyanne of Green Goebbels go to work for OANN????

Clay,

Kellyanne is a woman of quality! She would never leave her empty milk jugs draped on the table like that, she would be away from the table so that they can drop down to her lap, like a true lady!

Such sterling examples of “Family Values.”

It just gets better and better, don’t it?

“I like to watch” should be the new motto of Liberty University.

And Jerry brought his video camera!

Mr. Jones, you owe me a new laptop: covfefe dripping off everything. ;^)

fusilier, annoyed that he can only give one “like.”

James 2:24

What woman would not like Falwell as a marriage counsellor? After all, she gets to choose a hunky Latino lover while her husband has to satisfy himself in the corner.

There’s a flight of harpies hovering over the neo-fascist party.

He just wants to watch.

This is one of the funniest political cartoons!!

You capture the inside soul Kellyanne in drawing her. My take on Her leaving team Trump is she got all she could and the ship is sinking. I also both of them realize what it is going to houseschool the kids.

Hey, look! It’s Wolfman Jerk!

C’mon George… you must know by now that Kelly has no principles or values.

Jerry does seem to be falling, but I don’t think he’s doing it well.

It does my heart good when a so-called “man of God,” is exposed for the hypocrite he is. I just feel sorry for the people who donated to Falwell, Jr., and people like him. I’m still waiting for Osteen to be exposed for whatever secrets he’s hiding.

Republican family values.

Years ago I did a comedy routine that went something (but only something) like this: “I used to worship Oral Roberts, until he claimed that God would call him home if we didn’t send in enough money. Later, I worshipped Pat Robertson, until I realized he was only in it for the loot. Then, I worshipped Jimmy Swaggart, until I realized he was only in it for the hookers. At that point, I said to hell with it—and became a Christian.”

Kellyanne must know something bad is about to come down on Trump. Why leave 60 days prior to the election? Hmmmmm……….

Were-preacher?