That’s where Fleshy wants to be sitting. He’s just waiting for the big idiot to go away.
Is Ralph eating a cookie?
Those that play it do not care!
This is when you wish you still had an old fashioned phone so you could slam the receiver down.
The store where I work is trying to hire new people. Some people are hired but then do not show up for training. Some people go through the training and then do not show up for the 1st day of work. Some people go through the training, show up for work and work one day then do not return. Where did they come from? Where do they go?
Long ago, I lived in a small house that had an enclosed porch with a cat door. Found an opossum in there, munching on the bowl of dried cat food. It did not want to leave; there was much growling!
My favorite is when you’ve been on hold for 30 minutes and then it just hangs up.
With a capital “P”.
You can live a lie until you die. One thing you can’t hide is when you’re crippled inside. (John Lennon)
Send in the pigeon squadron!