Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 19, 2020

He’ll probably turn out to be a fruit. (No pejorative intended — after all, he is a real fruit…)

If she waits too much longer he’ll be black in a day or so.

Who is she kidding? She’s in it for the bread.

You’ve gotta watch them bananas. They’ll do that every time.

At my age I buy no green bananas.

‘Fraid he’s gone soft on ya, Lady?

He lost his ap-“peel”. Hey, someone had to say it!

True story.

Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas.

Yes, sadly he’s lost his appeal.

maybe they’re marks from all her kisses.

He was in the pocket of Mae West’s visitor.

But yes, we have no bananas.

We have no bananas today.

I waited for years for a woman like Emma Peel. Now…..sigh….RIP Mrs Peel.

Wait a day an you can join him in some banana bread

Finally, ready for banana bread, yummy. Just don’t tell my potassium level freak Cardiologist.

Go out lookin’ for a peachy guy.

I saw this online video once involving a banana, but it was very upsetting.

She should have taken Kenny Chesney’s advice.

well, ‘ripe’ does mean ‘mature,’ after all…