Henry Payne for July 21, 2020

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    How dare anyone try to stop you from spreading the virus!

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    Daeder  almost 4 years ago

    Henry Payne is the kind of person that, had he been alive during WWII, would have been outraged at the government wanting people to ration food, rubber and other precious resources! How dare FDR and his fascist regime try to infringe on his civil liberties by demanding that he take part in rationing for the common good, ya know, in order to make the best of unfortunate circumstances!

    I’d tell Henry to stop being such an execrable moron, but there’s no point. He seems to be fully committed to being one at all times!

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Payne: Conflate the inconflatable for silliness and a paycheck.

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    braindead Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Yeah, Payne, it’s exactly the same.

    Trump Disciple analysis skills.

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    shakeswilly  almost 4 years ago

    Payne, you would put your life and the lives of the people you come in contact with in danger rather than doing something as simple as wearing a mask in public for a few months ?

    All this because your messiah started off ion the wrong foot about the virus ( it’s a Democratic hoax, it will go away by April ) and now finds it difficult to admit he was wrong ?

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    Patjade  almost 4 years ago

    Another stupid Payne offering. I guess Portland and pandemics are beyond his cognitive skill-set.

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    thebashfulone  almost 4 years ago

    Runner up in the “Divert, Deny, Whine, Use False Analogies, and Tickle the Old Racist Urge” contest. And the winner is. . . .Yes! You’ve got it! A Very Stable Genius!

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    Pickled Pete  almost 4 years ago

    Apples and Oranges – one is Oppression, the other Cooperation.

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    Durak Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You mean in free practice of a deeply held religious belief? No, you were the one upset by that, Henry. It was none of my business.

    But you, waddling around without a mask, sucking air in and out, spreading Lord knows what, yeah, that is a problem.

    And those women in headscarves? They had better be wearing masks underneath.

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    jhayesd31  almost 4 years ago

    Payne needs to go Visit Gov Stitt in Oklahoma without a mask so he can talk endlessly about how ineffective they are and that they are an affront to his FREEDOM!!!!

    Henry go lick some door handles in WalMart.

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    walfishj  almost 4 years ago

    Once again Paynes exhibits his basic ignorance. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_epidemics

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    Gen.Flashman  almost 4 years ago

    I guess he missed trump’s latest tweet that it is patriotic to wear a mask now.

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    ed27  almost 4 years ago

    Yes Paine, making women do that but not men for patriarchal oppressive reasons. You really can’t see the difference here?

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    Bookworm  almost 4 years ago

    What I can’t understand is the distinction between requiring a mask and wearing a seatbelt in my automobile. Me wearing my seatbelt will do nothing to protect you, but it’s a law and a violation can cost up to a $500 fine. Similarly, I must carry liability insurance to lawfully operate a motor vehicle, which does nothing for me but could benefit you in an accident. Can I ignore that law? Or if I buy into the “it’s nobody’s business” argument, can we abolish all abortion restrictions – that’s certainly nobody’s business but the woman involved, is it? Oh, wait. I forgot. In Trump World, privacy only belongs to the privileged – the rest of us should just do what we’re told, right?

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    fusilier  almost 4 years ago

    And nothing about die Geheimnestaatspolizei/Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti troops invading our cities.

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    James 2:24

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    jhayesd31  almost 4 years ago

    I can’t tell the Difference between wearing a Mask and wearing PANTS!

    Nudity is my right.

    I should be free to leave my ass germs on public transportation seats.

    The Constitution allows me to cover my body with an AR-15

    NO SHOES NO SHIRT NO SERVICE IS TYRANNY.

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    6.6TA  almost 4 years ago

    Ironically enough, Mr. Payne probably exists today because his ancestors used masks during the 1918 – 1920 Spanish Flu Pandemic. So, there might be a downside to masks?

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    and mr payne takes ludicrous to a new level…

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    thelordthygod666  almost 4 years ago

    Hank, I have a colleague with the flu. What’s your address? I’ll have him come over and you two can get close and discuss masks.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    This is totally different.. America made it right by insisting all sexes cover their face.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    The Republican Taliban wants it that way.

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    Kurtass Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You want me to wear pants and underwear? But what about my freedum.

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    LizardPriest  almost 4 years ago

    Dare to be stupid.

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    ChristopherBurns  almost 4 years ago

    The nerve of people insisting that I wear pants in public. What tyrants.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    With all the little inconveniences we face; masks, social distancing, grocery pick up or delivery instead of going into the stores, or lines and limited patrons in the stores, social distancing in the stores and all that, it’s good to see that Mr Payne can still get his two or three bowls of stupid for breakfast every morning.

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    DrDon1  almost 4 years ago

    Payne getting more juvenile with each passing day….

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    ferddo  almost 4 years ago

    People are getting very sick, and even dying, from this pandemic – yet all Payne cares about is losing his “right” to prolong all this sickness…

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    lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Comic(sic) provided by the 2nd most moronic chud git on the continent. Well, maybe second most — there is a tremendous, incredible, bigly, yuuuge amount of competition out there for that spot. But Payne is right up there with the leaders — (sorry, I meant to write losers) — for that spot.

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    Madzdad the bard  almost 4 years ago

    At least the stupid & arrogant ones (like Payne) are easy to pick out. NOT wearing a mask is the new red hat.

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    streetbeater  almost 4 years ago

    I can no longer be polite. * HENRY! YOU ARE AN EVIL F(%ING IDIOT! *

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    ndblackirish97  almost 4 years ago

    Speaking of Authoritarian governments….we have big and small governments: 1) telling women what kind of medical care they can get, 2) who a person can marry, 3) when, where and how a person can vote, 4) how we have to take off our shoes at airport security, 5) what religious beliefs should be taught in schools, and so on and so on. Yeah, when it’s rules and regulations you don’t like it’s authoritarian, when it’s something you do like it’s democracy. Just love the constant hypocrisy.

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    Librarylady  almost 4 years ago

    Another one I checking out from. Stupidity is not funny.

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    JanaKralovna  almost 4 years ago

    We have unidentified federal troops shoving people into unmarked vans with no probable cause and bashing people with batons and spraying pepper spray directly into their face for trying to talk to them, and this joker is upset about local mask mandates. Straining at gnats and swallowing camels.

    The Republican Party didn’t just throw away its morals when it embraced Trump; it threw away its intelligence. That’s why I left.

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    Union Man  almost 4 years ago

    This comic shows how out of touch you are Payne. You are not only deplorable but deluisional!

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    The Love of Money is . . .  almost 4 years ago

    “YE” makes it a command from God . . . . Ye know, the Chosen One who can’t think of even one Bible verse.

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    RAGs  almost 4 years ago

    Hey Henry, why don’t you take this test that Trump bragged about doing so well on"

    https://www.mocatest.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/MoCA-New-Test-8.1-2017-04.pdf

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    In 1918 you could be arrested for not wearing a mask, they stopped the pandemic,

    unlike the dirty lazy cheap republicans who won’t do the right thing ever.

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