“And you were charming on the video. Now, you’re nothing but a horse’s ass.”
Maybe it was the glasses…
But he’s hung like a …
Is that a “Whoa” or a “Giddyup”?
More stable?
He’ll always be the centaur of attention.
Actually I’m quite surprised the she doesn’t have a smile from ear to ear.
SURPRISE!!!
Actually, he seems to have some giddy-up and go about him!
Hold onto your horses.. he could be unstable.
She’s the one whose heading said, “Looking for a stable relationship.”
“When you said your sport was dressage, I assumed you meant as the rider.”
Must be she doesn’t like Horsing around.
Yes, he was wearing a shirt for that.
She heard it, straight from the horse’s mouth.
He did say he was “hung like a horse”.
He said he could work like donkey, but every thing he does is only half-assed.
A horse of a different color…er centaur…neigh neigh neigh
She should have guessed when he wanted to meet at Centaur Perk…
Reminds me of this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jmStKhO5dAM
If you think I look weird, you should see my twin brother who got the other parts.
Lucky girl.. Play your cards right and you may get to see if those rumors about centaur are true.
…and he sounded a little hoarse, too.
She shouldn’t complain. A horse is a horse (of course, of course).
He’s feel’n his oats and wants her to be his mane squeeze!
Sooner or later, you’re gonna have to have that sex talk.
He did tell you he was a stud!
I would say hung like a…but that might get me banned.
If she’s not interested, he can at least give her a ride home.
I know, I shaved.
did he have a shirt on?
This date is a really horse ass!
Hung like a horse
Hey, don’t complain… he’s hung like a horse.
July 17, 2015
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“And you were charming on the video. Now, you’re nothing but a horse’s ass.”
mwksix almost 4 years ago
Maybe it was the glasses…
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
But he’s hung like a …
finkd almost 4 years ago
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
Is that a “Whoa” or a “Giddyup”?
danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
More stable?
mddshubby2005 almost 4 years ago
He’ll always be the centaur of attention.
basspro almost 4 years ago
Actually I’m quite surprised the she doesn’t have a smile from ear to ear.
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
SURPRISE!!!
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
Actually, he seems to have some giddy-up and go about him!
Lady loves a joke almost 4 years ago
Hold onto your horses.. he could be unstable.
J Short almost 4 years ago
She’s the one whose heading said, “Looking for a stable relationship.”
Nuliajuk almost 4 years ago
“When you said your sport was dressage, I assumed you meant as the rider.”
chris1962cy Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Must be she doesn’t like Horsing around.
Kaputnik almost 4 years ago
Yes, he was wearing a shirt for that.
jel354 almost 4 years ago
She heard it, straight from the horse’s mouth.
kelese almost 4 years ago
He did say he was “hung like a horse”.
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
He said he could work like donkey, but every thing he does is only half-assed.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
A horse of a different color…er centaur…neigh neigh neigh
J Quest almost 4 years ago
She should have guessed when he wanted to meet at Centaur Perk…
Nathan Daniels Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Reminds me of this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jmStKhO5dAM
Mighty Phavahg almost 4 years ago
If you think I look weird, you should see my twin brother who got the other parts.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Lucky girl.. Play your cards right and you may get to see if those rumors about centaur are true.
Here's Waldo almost 4 years ago
…and he sounded a little hoarse, too.
Here's Waldo almost 4 years ago
She shouldn’t complain. A horse is a horse (of course, of course).
mapguy almost 4 years ago
He’s feel’n his oats and wants her to be his mane squeeze!
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Sooner or later, you’re gonna have to have that sex talk.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
He did tell you he was a stud!
stamps almost 4 years ago
I would say hung like a…but that might get me banned.
The Brooklyn Accent almost 4 years ago
If she’s not interested, he can at least give her a ride home.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
I know, I shaved.
j.l.farmer almost 4 years ago
did he have a shirt on?
tee929 almost 4 years ago
This date is a really horse ass!
mmduzi almost 4 years ago
Hung like a horse
MichaelMcGinnis1 almost 4 years ago
Hey, don’t complain… he’s hung like a horse.